Who knew? Hitler was high as hell all throughout his villainous career. According to a 47-page wartime dossier compiled by U.S. military intelligence and an upcoming UK tv doc, Hitler was consuming a “constant supply of crystal methamphetamines to stay awake and energized” when he was very busy gassing Jews and gays, screaming from podiums and doing other top Nazi stuff.

Allegedly, before his final meeting with Mussolini in 1943, Hitler had some meth and “ranted non-stop for two hours” and, before he died, took “nine shots” of meth trying to deal with “pain and stress” in his bunker.

Oh, how it gave him a feeling of euphoria! Also, stomach cramps, for which he was prescribed a probiotic, Mutaflor. Looks like the Fuhrer was fucking with a “mentally debilitating cocktail” of 74 uppers, downers, innocuous meds and toxins — the barbiturate Brom-Nervacit, a morphine-based sedative Eukodal, stimulants Coramine and Cardiazol, and a crystal meth-amphetamine-based Pervitin. Hitler’s quack doctor also prescribed him injections of a “Vitamutin” mixture. The vitamin was meth. And, of course, bulls’ semen to boost testosterone. Because you can never have too much testosterone…