Kim Jong-Un is truly a modern dictator, for he now even has his own vintage’ed side-scrolling run’n’gun shoot ‘em up video game! From Moneyhorse GamesGlorious Leader! features Kim Jong-Un and his sidekick Dennis Rodman (naturally), but mostly Kim Jong-Un battling his way through a 16-bit-style adventures, though the colorscape is probably bigger.

The Democratic People’s Republic of Korea commands you to know that the capitalistic pigs at Moneyhorse LLC are developing Glorious Leader!, an epic tale about the triumph of Kim Jong-un over the entire American army. Battle through 7 unique levels as you defeat waves of imperialists, combat over-the-top bosses, and ride unicorns.

Fucking unicorns. UNICORNS.