Until Milo Manera‘s cover art for “Spider-Woman #1″ dropped last month, many avid comic book readers might not have considered pounding a Spiderperson arched-back doggy-style. Sure, the Amazing Spider Man’s suit is tight, but Spider-Woman is glazed with body paint thin enough to accentuate the deep split of her crack, as she perches in an ass-sharply-up position that has zero tactical value, unless her butt is like a grasshopper leg that’s supposed to give her leaping trajectory or something. 

And why not? Recently profiled on ArtNews, here are some creative renditions by Brett White of Comic Book Resources. These mock re-purpose drawings from the ’90s Marvel Swimsuit Specials feature your favorite manly heroes in all their bare-chested, naked-thighed, butt-showing, groin-not-so-clothed glory. My favorite is Punisher in his Punisher merkin… although Wolverine frolicking with some sea bitches is so fucking hot with that speedo bulge. PENIS!

And then they all got their clothes back on and got back to fighting crime and each other. Except Spider-Woman. That wasn’t parody.

(Images: Comic Book Resources, Milo Manera)