50 Cent Concert Will Kill Him, Kids, Grandmas

08.17.09 Bucky Turco

3805426285_cff1fff37b Attention Queens residents: run for your lives! Rapper 50 Cent is throwing a free concert, for a charity, at the end of August and according to a “worried source” quoted in the New York Post, the show is going to turn into one giant bloodbath, it’s almost guaranteed: “Someone’s gonna try to make a name for themselves. They’re gonna take a shot at him, and they’re either gonna hit him or they’re gonna miss him and hit some poor, innocent kid or grandmother.” In quasi-related news, more people get murdered in NYC when its hot out, so pray for a cloudy day or death is imminent. |NYP|

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