50 Cent To Avoid Mass Killings By Not Rapping

08.18.09 Bucky Turco

50_cent_flowers Rest easy Queens. Today, the Post reports that blood won’t be running down the streets now that 50 Cent, the “bullet-magnet gangsta rapper,” will just be making an appearance and not rapping at a community garden-promoting charity event founded by Bette Midler. After yesterday’s frightful piece that probably struck fear into the hearts of uneducated readers throughout the city, Mayor Bloomberg chimed in to assuage the public terror, although he didn’t get Fitty’s name quite right: “Our understanding after talking with 50 Cents [sic] is he has no plans to perform whatsoever. He might go, but he’s not going to perform.” |NYP|