The Soon-To-Be Slaughtered Birds of the Bronx

With hawks swooping on the Lower East Side and coyotes running around the streets of Harlem, it was inevitable that a flock of wild chickens in the Highbridge section of the Bronx would get their 15 minutes: literally! The Daily News profiled the urban fowl and now that word’s out, their demise by way of animal control or hungry people is inevitable. |NYDN|

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Lil Wayne Says Goodbye

Today, two days after the hometown football team he betrayed won the Super Bowl, Lil Wayne will go before a Manhattan judge to be sentenced on gun charges. He is expected to get around 10 months in the clink. Not surprisingly, he spent his last night as a free man in the studio, where he issued a farewell message to all his fans via Ustream. Read more »

Parting Shot: Ramping Up

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In Geneva, Switzerland our presidents are celebrated by kids riding and trouncing all over their faces.

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Is the Sunflower State Next?

Last time we left off, New Jersey became the 14th state in the nation to allow for medical weed and now a potential 15th has stepped up to bat: Kansas. State representative Gail Finney (D-Wichita) introduced a bill that would give patients access to the herb without fear of prosecution, but it doesn’t look like she’s going to get any support from her colleague, Scott Schwab (R-Olathe). Read more »

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Painted Roofs for Google Earth: Art That Takes Awhile

Despite her fear of heights, artist Molly Dilworth has already garlanded three roofs with Craigslist-bartered paint leftovers, just so they could be seen on Google Earth. The colorful swirlies and tiles would have been cooler if not sanctioned. In fact, it’s all pretty much the antithesis of street art, as up next is “solar-reflective paint on the roofs of new developments.” Read more »

Art Bus to Shuttle Around Fair Goers, Confuse Stoners

A New York-based artist Pratima Naithani has tricked out a short bus as an India-centric “multi-media, mobile art installation” The Sweet Shop, doubling as a free shuttle between SCOPE and neighboring fairs in March. The bus is “festooned with striking symbols” like a clip-art Taj Mahal and etch-o-sketchy Ghandi. Read more »

Were the ’80s So Bad that M*A*S*H Set the Benchmark?

The Super Bowl might have had crappy ads, but it was still the most-watched program ever, attracting a record 106 million viewers. It even beat out the final episode of M*A*S*H which is startling—not the numbers, that so many people were ever into M*A*S*H. For my generation, the theme song alone served as a reminder that it’s time for bed. |WSJ|

Jeff Koons Wants You To Do It For Him

Because no way he can paint the whole thing himself, Jeff Koons is looking for a few “realistic painters” for full time work at his Chelsea studio, which might resemble toiling in a sweatshop that makes mamal-shaped piñatas for giants. If you just never mind those psychedelic collage nightmares and coughing up metallic phlegm, you’re so going to the top, kid! |NYFA|

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Watching the Watchers

While surveilling one of Google’s Street View cars in Berlin, the evil geniuses over at the Free Art and Technology Lab managed to secure some privacy-deluding footage of their own, in this case a driver pulling over and taking a very public piss break. |F.A.T.|

Akon Ain’t Got Nothin’ On Me

When you go to jail you’re provided with many an opportunity to say to yourself, “Jesus Christ, I never thought I’d be doing this.” It makes you view the world in a different way (consistent pessimism), and is totally refreshing, rejuvenating, and any other “re” word that is included in self-help book reviews; except for not. Incarceration forces you to think about things that would otherwise occur without a hitch; simple tasks such as waking up in the morning, taking a shit, and masturbating. Read more »