A Gaudy Parade of Possible Keith Haring Art Thieves, Update

02.17.10 Marina Galperina

Want to do your citizen’s duty? There’s a Village Voice gallery of typical nightlife soft-box flash-shots from last week’s party at the Hudson Hotel’s Good Units. Feel free to browse the myriad of glitter bespeckled club clowns to see whose leather panties could fit a stolen 6-foot-wide Keith Haring mural.

Our tip comes from party boy J.J. Johnson of Lucky Cheng’s/Marfa, who says it was all an awful loud mess and doesn’t think any of his fellow attendees could have pulled off the stunt without inside help, unless reverse-stripper Narcissister carried the bounty out in her vagina (NSFW).