Additional Evidence That Nicolas Cage Is Supernatural

09.16.11 Marina Galperina

More proof that Nicolas Cage is some sort of a time traveling/immortal creature has recently surfaced via an eBay auction for a vintage photograph from 1870 Tennessee, entitled “Nicolas Cage is a Vampire.”

The moustached fella depicted bares a strong resemblance to Cage in the eye, mouth and brow area specifically.

Said dumb doozy: $1,000,000. Shipping of said dumb doozy: $2.75.

Here’s to hoping that generations past have been blessed with the presence of a delightful weirdo who takes mushrooms with his cat “brother?”