Video DJs Eclectic Method just released their latest creation in celebration of Halloween. Though we’re not huge fans of dressing up like the undead to fight against the 1%, making video mashups of their greatest hits is perfectly acceptable.

When asked what possessed him to make this, Jonny Wilson explains via email:

“Well i wanted to distill down the important information needed to survive a zombie onslaught. After perusing all the movies and advice on the subject i managed to distill it down to a very simple message… Shoot them in the head.”

According to the NYPD, the woman who pointed him out in a line-up decided to no longer cooperate with police and subsequent line ups with other victims failed to identify Flecha as the culprit. For now, the Heartland Brewery bartender is being charged with pot possession, while the sexual assault charges have been dropped. That’s probably a small consolation now that the only thing he’s really guilty of is being a perv.

The online cartoon series, aptly titled the Secret Millionaires Club, presumably the “1 Percent” didn’t appeal as much in focus groups, is narrated by Warren Buffet and Shawn Carter is the first person to make a celebrity appearance. Below is a snippet of the highly successful rapper extolling the virtues of being a “good businessman.”

Witnesses say a man with a bloody eyepatch ran towards him while yelling “you owe me money” and then proceeded to stab him multiple times in the neck with a pocketknife.

This all happened near the 23rd Precinct station house in front of a handful of toddlers and their nannies as well as about 20 other people.

The NYPD promptly arrived on the scene with guns drawn, the man continued the assault. One person can be heard off camera repeatedly yelling, “hit him in the head.” It was a surreal scene as the crowd was probably expecting the usually trigger happy cops to shoot the guy or something, yet even with them surrounding the suspect, he refused to stop. You know it’s a strange day in New York when there’s people begging the police to use force. See the entire graphic video below.

Officers say they observed Joshua Flecha wandering around the Windsor Terrace Area. Suspicious that he was trying to break into cars, the officers approached only to catch him with his pants unzipped, masturbating, while a porno was playing on his cell phone.

After searching the man and finding some weed on him, they noticed he resembled one of the many sketches the NYPD has been circulating and took him to the precinct where he was identified by one of his victims.

These numbers are of particular importance because it shows an upward trend from a mere 12% approval rating in 1969 to 30% in 2000 and 46% in 2010. If it continues like this, politicians may even consider endorsing it.

Zombies are having their day in the sun with everyone from Hollywood Studios to unfortunate OWS protesters paying homage to the undead, so it should come as no surprise that someone has finally made a Christopher Walken tribute video titled The Walken Dead.

Watch as zombies from all walks of life recite famous Walken one-liners and stumble around town. Personally, we prefer the actor’s far creepier appearance in Madonna’s “Bad Girl” music video, but apparently being a chairlift-using Angel of Death doesn’t go as far as it used to.

After searching the African-American male and having found nothing, the officer was asked for his badge number, an act which immediately led to the man’s arrest and 36 hour detention. Daragjati filed a bogus report claiming the suspect flailed his arms and legs and had to be arrested, but that did not hold up for long.

Making matters even worse, the cop was then caught on wiretap telling a friend that he just “fried another nigger.” Another investigation is currently underway regarding a separate incident where the same cop and his friends beat up and threatened at gunpoint a man who he believed stole his snowplow. The officer then bragged to someone about it while showing pictures of the man’s injuries on his cell phone.