Boy Rape Will Bring Down the Church Faster Than Revelations About Jesus

03.29.10 Bucky Turco

baphomet At least the Vatican doesn’t have to worry about the Freemasons destroying their pillars of faith anymore, since Catholic priests and Pope Benedict are doing just fine by themselves. Taking a play out of the GOP sex scandal handbook, the Unholy Father is maintaining his innocence in the wake of the latest child abuse charges to rock the church and won’t be “intimidated” by “petty gossip.” He also said it’s the media’s fault for being so mean. Surprisingly, the Holy See blamed everyone except the molested boys for bending down in the first place. And to think, all this time, students of the esoteric thought it would be revelations surrounding Jesus’ mortality that would bring down the papacy (bloodlines, wifey Mary Magdalene, secret gospels etc…)