Dear Leader Stalin Museum to be Replaced With Evil Dictator Stalin Museum

04.10.12 Marina Galperina

Since in 1937, Josef Stalin was immortalized in a giant museum in Georgia. Now, decades and millions of gulag deaths later, and then more decades after that, Georgia’s cultural minister says that’s enough.

The museum will be remodeled to reflect the atrocities of Stalinist rule — the prison camps, the purges and the forceful resettlement of ethnic Soviets.

Born Josef Dzhugashvili, Stalin is Georgia’s most notorious export. Georgia’s newest export shall now be spare Stalin busts. The museum currently carries 47,000 artifacts. We estimate many, many spare Stalin busts. KGB Bar? Pravda? Looks like a deal.