A Chicago sheriff’s department announced the arrest of a suburban family caught growing “designer” chronic in their fancy home. In a press release, authorities fawned over the operation calling it “meticulous” and said the “primo” pot sold for $4,409 a pound, which is just a wonderfully random number.
The police were originally investigating the family after they intercepted a package bound for the house that had some buds in it and just stumbled on the grow rooms, which considering the inventory, wasn’t the smartest idea. Who orders out when there’s a chef in the house? In related news, the Windy City really likes weed.