Found it: 360 Broadway (between Franklin and Leonard) New York, New York 10013
Why we went in: To find out if Uncle Sam is gay.
Inside: American employees who party. Ray (above, in red) hangs tail from the rafters. Jean Pierre (in stripes) takes pics. Didn’t talk about Sam’s extracurriculars.
1. America, make a statement with your pants on.
2. Nanu no thanks.
3. Broken promises are free though.
4. Price gougers
5.Bolo, YOLO!
Bonus: Still not sure if Uncle Sam is gay, but he does seems serious about fisting.
Stay tuned for five more things in seven more days.