Homeless Man Gives Himself a Hand on the ‘J’

12.15.10 Bucky Turco

Technically this is not video of a deranged man masturbating on the subway, but it is video of a deranged man motioning like he’s masturbating on the subway. Thankfully, he’s too fucked up to know he’s using the wrong hand. Still, it was enough to unsettle some straphangers on a Brooklyn bound J train as it crossed over the Williamsburg bridge today.