It’s Official, Cyclists are the New Muslims

12.10.10 Bucky Turco

Just think about it for a second. They both like green, scare New Yorkers, and anytime either lobbies to get new structures built, face waves of media criticism. Cyclists are are also apparently using bike lanes like terrorists do runways, and have been declared public enemy number one. They’re also the target of a new ad campaign by the city in spring 2011 that’s guaranteed to be the most ineffective ever.