Karl Rove is Getting a Divorce

12.29.09 Cajun Boy

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Oh hey look another pillar of modern conservatism, Karl Rove, the possessor of the most bulbous head in human history, is getting a divorce, which means that he was married, which comes as a bit of a surprise because I always thought he was in the closet, which he could still be, but still, it’s a bit of shock, but then again it kinda isn’t…does that make sense? Regardless, ladies, The Karl will do you now. Try to control your moistened, quivering nethers, okay. |Politico|