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04.20.09 Bucky Turco

Poor Kim. Even the best retouchers can’t FIX her now: “I am so sunburned and need help! I’m in Mexico and I was sunbathing when I fell asleep with my huge Prada butterfly sunglasses on and now look at me! I’m going to have to hide from cameras for days. I usually never get red, […]

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Copyranter

What a perfectly depressing social ad update. As all of the trashy tree-destroying magazines keep shoving in women’s faces every week, overpopulation is hot right now-what with the breeding Brangelinas and OctoMoms of the world pumping out broods like there’s no tomorrow. Which is funny, because there isn’t. Who cares!, says we, as America is […]

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Will Sherman

Day laborers in Southampton can no longer find enough work to afford permanent housing, leading many to live in encampments near the million-dollar homes they once served. Now that residents of the seasonal Long Island town no longer want these workers for cheap, tax-free labor, they want them to disappear and Mayor Mark Eply has […]

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Bucky Turco

Outlaw Kari Ferrell’s snappy, lascivious notes have spawned endless commentary, inspired a t-shirt design and captivated the internet. Now another enterprising opportunist is selling a matchbook with a naughty missive on it he claims was also scrawled by the infamous “Hipster Grifter.” It says: “The only meat in my mouth comes on a six foot […]

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Will Sherman

After confronting his baby’s mother with a gun and firing shots at police, Yancy Jiminial, a 21-year-old Bronx man, was shot and wounded by cops who “fired 12 rounds at him, striking him once in the hip.” The violence surprised Jiminial’s sister, who described him as “a good guy” despite his 2006 attack on the […]

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04.18.09 Bucky Turco

You may have seen her kinky hand-to-mouth love note, read what her ex-roommates had to say, and glanced at the t-shirt. Now, here’s Kari Ferrell aka the “Hipster Grifter” aka “Korean Abdul-Jabbar” nude. Apparently some guy got grifted, but in return scored some revealing photos of her, which Drive By Boredom then happily posted. Click […]

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