Man Does a Terrible Job Avoiding the Gap

12.13.10 Bucky Turco

Friday commutes are the worst, but not even your most traumatic subway riding experience can be as bad as Michael Dion’s. The 41-year-old indie film actor somehow wedged himself between a 4 train and the hydraulic platform at the Union Square station. After writing in pain for what probably seemed like an eternity, he was eventually freed and taken to Bellevue Hospital where he’s “clinging to life,” according to the Post, who had photos like this one posted, but appears to have pulled them from the online article.