Mitt Romney Beaten Bloody

01.26.12 Marina Galperina

Here’s a magnificent, rejected Bloomberg Businessweek cover featuring Mitt “190-250 million-dollar-man” Romney looking beat, as in, pounded in the face until his nose is as askew as his sense of reality. Get closer to admire the craftsmanship of this Photoshoppery. It isn’t your pedestrian simulated diabetes chop job or the New York Magazine’s ultimately silly attempt at the same pun. Oh no. Clearly, the man deserves special treatment, with detailed, dripping lacerations, bruised brows, and a blood smeared “meh” frown rendered under the direction of Richard Turley. What happened? Did he get in some fistycuffs with Obama the Incredible Hulk? (Click to enlarge)