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More Reasons To Hate The Box
NYC not spot, The Box, continues to receive a rash of bad press. You may recall the international smuggling connection, incidents of rape, and their inability to get legal representation. Now someone is going around and warning the public about the club's bouncer Gans, claiming he's an alleged "DRUG PEDDLER" and that he "RAPED TWO WOMEN." And than there's this review on Citysearch:
"Just so you know, the doorman (Gans) whom everyone below seems to be complaining about is actually an Albanian pedophile with a felony record and a history of molesting young boys. --------------------------- Luckily for you, though, he also is known for having a fondness for eating his own feces. So, in case you're interested, i.e., desperate enough to actually want to go to this Bridge & Tunnel club which was cool about 10 months ago but has definitely jumped the shark, here's a tip as to how to get into the doorman's good graces: dress up in a poopy diaper and ask him to lick the fecal matter off of your butt. Then, for good measure, throw in an offer to give him an old-fashioned rim job the way his crack-whore of a mother used to "back in the old country," and you'll be all good. Hope that helps. ---------- p.s. all kidding aside, the guy actually is a convicted pedophile , so please do think twice about spending your money at this joint."A little rape, drug dealing, and pedophilia is forgivable, but feces eater? That's where we draw the line!
by ANIMAL on April 22, 2008
Comments (7)
So, basically the dolt who posted the msg. above just needs to have his IP traced and then will be on the hook for much $$$ (pressuming the allegations are in fact not true) for libel/slander.
Then again I'm guess by the text of what was written the person isnt exactly Warren Buffet--or Jed Clampett for that matter..
Posted by jlaw | April 22, 2008 7:35 PM
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Posted by Guest | April 23, 2008 10:57 AM
Oh my god!!!! You're going to trace there IP address and sue them jlaw!?!?!?! Pretty scary. I guess I better not let everyone know about how I caught GANS giving a blumpkin to some random middle age guy in the toilet about two months ago when I was last in that shithole of a club.
Posted by Mike Sass | April 23, 2008 12:24 PM
YEAH!!! I hate the box, all the guys wear too much Lynx and the girls are all stuck up bitches that need a good slap!
Posted by Jen Doxey | April 23, 2008 12:27 PM
Ha Ha Ha! This is hilarious!
I always thought that stuck-up Eurotrash doorf*ck had a horrible case of halitosis, and now I know why
LOL
p.s. jlaw, what kind of buffoon are you? some kind of moron first-year law student? I would certainly hope not (for your clients' sakes). By the guess of what you've written, you aren't exactly David Boies -- or Alan Dershowitz, for that matter -- maybe Janet Reno, though
Posted by baroom | April 23, 2008 2:19 PM
"blumpking , kosovard rapist outside of some trannies theatre place " It’s like the best ad for The Box ever!!!
Alan Dershowitz can be proud to even appear in the comments... To be fair to the doorman age of consent in Albania is 6 years old...More seriously what kind of looser just goes around the city and gives away flyers ? If that Macedonian dude decides to sue him he is definitely gonna (find a lawyer to represent him and) make a shit lot of money…probably way more than the actual owners of the "drug addicted midgets" infested place.
Posted by AA | April 23, 2008 8:17 PM
Hey AA,
what kind of retard spells the word "loser" as "looser"? -- elementary school too much for you? if you think the doorman is actually going to be able to make money off of this by filing a lawsuit you are DUMB, DUMB, DUMB.
Posted by poconojoe | April 25, 2008 1:24 PM