ADVERTISING
It's Friday: Let's Have A Sexual Episode
Now that Enzyte's Smiling Bob has been found to be flaccid, America is desperate for real fucking fulfillment. Enter Claviné, "Europe's most popular natural male enhancement product." Score Hard! As the AM Nutritionals (of Dayton, NJ) press release states: "Claviné...is known to create an almost immediate period of opportunity"—a humorous say-nothing statement that's obviously been vetted by knowing lawyers. Though AM claims no side effects, the fact that they call these "periods of opportunity" "episodes" is quite worrisome, yes? But Looky! It's smoothly-retouched porn queen Tera Patrick making some semi-legit cash, though she's gotta be jealous of her rival Jenna Jameson's undead stripping and arty nun photos.
-Copyranter
by ANIMAL on June 27, 2008
Comments (2)
Are you a Claviné man?, she says as she sticks her finger down her throat in that universal gesture that says 'You make me puke!'
Oh yes, that'll get 'em going...
Posted by Rob | June 27, 2008 12:46 PM
"period of opportunity"? What, is Rumsfeld writing copy now?
Posted by Ripley | June 27, 2008 1:55 PM