POLITRIKS
McCain Enlists Schizophrenics To Attract Clinton Voters
Senator John McCain is hoping to woo white suburban 'security moms'—who've pledged their undying loyalty to Hillary Clinton—away from Barack Obama with a new page on his website. Citizens for McCain features this psychologically disturbed woman holding up a Clinton campaign sign that's been vandalized with the Republican presidential nominee's stickers and repurposed. With these older caucasian ladies considered a key voting block and many of them supposedly fearful of a black man, McCain's camp is trying desperately to court them. But with Clinton and Obama's positions on many issues being almost identical, it's hard to imagine how females with cerebral activity would even consider jumping so far across the aisle and vote for the cunt-calling Senator from Arizona. To help solidify this manic movement from right to left, they brought in the ultimate symbol of convenient aisle crossing trickery: fake Democrat Joe Lieberman offering both his face and endorsement.
by ANIMAL on June 23, 2008
