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Hi. We're two New York gamines that someone from New York Magazine has stopped in the street to photograph because we're douchebaggy enough that we dress like it's 1969 by tying hideous scarves around our heads, even though we have no comprehension of history, sport stupidly oversized colorized sunglasses straight out of Jodie Foster in "Taxi Driver," even though we've never seen it, and stick our tiny little pink tongues into one another's mouths for the camera because, outside of one of us fucking John Lennon's hack musician kid, this is one of only two ways we know how to get attention. When we first met, one of Charlotte's tits was hanging out, which is the other thing we do to get attention. Aren't we smart? Thank God Mommy and Daddy fund our bullshit waste of space on Planet Earth, so we can spend our days tonguing each other's tonsils and name dropping Yoko Ono. Hopefully, no one will ever figure out we hate each other almost as much as we hate ourselves for being such culturally parasitic members of the human race. |NYMagazine|
Charlotte Kemp Muhl, Model, Musician, Total Douchebag (above left), and Sarabeth DeLeury, Philosopher (are you fucking kidding me?) and Actress
by Susannah Breslin on July 21, 2008
Comments (18)
damn that was sharp. luvd it.
Posted by paolo mastrangelo | July 21, 2008 12:08 PM
Hilarious! Being a philosopher and an actress must be exhausting. Thank god for that cyclic cycle of energy they seem to draw in and emanate. What would the world do without them?
Posted by James | July 21, 2008 12:13 PM
I had no idea I could be so turned off by such incredibly hot women. Wow.
Just when you think you've seen it all, something like Name-Dropping-Roadkill-Hugging-Models comes along and reconfirms that the universe can still completely blow your tiny little mind.
Posted by jsw wiles | July 21, 2008 1:12 PM
I am so glad I am not them.
Posted by lauren | July 21, 2008 1:31 PM
Re: the interview: utterly macabre.
I loved when they described their energy as a "cyclic cycle." Is that kind of like a circular circle or a triangular triangle? A hot heat? A desperate desperation? A deluded delusion? (I'll bet they also have a magnetic magnetism and a charismatic charisma. Some girls have all the luck.)
Posted by Chloe | July 21, 2008 2:37 PM
@Chloe: Hollow Emptiness?
Posted by copyranter | July 21, 2008 2:49 PM
i have just read this ridiculous shit in ny mag, and was hoping it was a joke.....no such luck. so, i googled the charlotte imbecile, and found this......what the hell is wrong with sean lennon that he can't recognize a synchophant by now? philosopher? musician? pullleez . new york magazine surely could have found friends less revolting and insulting to our intelligence. they are just fanning the flames for kids that actually think they are hip.....
Posted by chris | July 21, 2008 7:14 PM
WORD UP.
Posted by Liz | July 21, 2008 10:33 PM
These girls play chess? Please..
Posted by Jacko | July 22, 2008 9:45 PM
Synchophant? Is that someone that kisses your ass in perfect time?
Posted by JET | July 23, 2008 6:26 AM
What a universally hollow ugliness this generation has spawned... I'd feel pity for them but... nah. Better to watch vapid attention whores like this self-destruct from a distance, you know, for laughs.
Posted by queequeg | July 23, 2008 5:42 PM
Hello blood thirsty bloggers. This is charlotte of the caffeinated/out of context interview; I'd just like to say thank you for your almost witty sticks and stones- the next time you attempt irony in an interview or hope for a less than malicious editor... I wish you luck!Unfortunately, of all our hopefully sardonic tales of homeless friends and adventures, NY magazine chose only to print amputated misrepresenations of innocent references to my boyfriends mother and mr. Parker. (The whole story in his case was that he's an eccentric computer tycoon who lives the absurdly high high-life whilst simultaneously living in constant fear of fatal nut/shellfish allergies, for which he must carry a huge syrige filled with lifesaving antidotes.Simply though it was bemusing.) As for the beloved yoko, we were rather tongue in cheek about the 60's-ness of our summertime trip upstate, and tsk tsk for your love to hate. If any of you still think I'm a dumb 'teenager'.... I'll foward you an IQ test or simply meet you for tea to prove otherwise.
Thank you cyber nuts.
Peace love and LSD!
(Just kidding.)
-charlotte
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Posted by charlotte kemp muhl | July 28, 2008 2:06 PM
Some of the "dumbest" people I ever met had high IQs. I also suspect that the higher the IQ, the higher the ratio of douchebags.
Posted by SMA | July 28, 2008 3:40 PM
I don't think sardonic means what you think it does, you caffeinated retard.
Posted by Zach | July 28, 2008 4:29 PM
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought that interview was painfully pretentious!
Posted by russianmeghan | July 28, 2008 9:27 PM
i believe i've found a few more lost souls for my brood. peace, love and dianetics!
(half kidding.)
xenu
Posted by xenu jardin | July 29, 2008 4:50 PM
lol Charlotte KM, thanks for the note but talking about so called IQ tests doesn't help, seriously, that's like pathetic and funny at the same time. I even doubt that was really you cause personally i think you're more clever and ironic than that. Thanks for the invite also but i don't think i'll meet you for a cup of finest darjeeling tea with milk cause i live in Milan/Italy. If that's really you just forward us an official Myspace/site/blog/email/whatever instead and let's have a nice constructive talk about art, philosophy, soccer, tiramisù and other amazing things such as IQ;)
Greetings from Italy
Posted by LP | August 1, 2008 5:51 AM
To all, this is a gamble of idiocy to me. Who is to blame NY Magazine for wanting to write about two of the most beautiful women I have ever met? Magical comes to mind. It seems like jealousy is at play here...it is always difficult to attempt honesty when the public is watching, in whatever form. Being free is a blessing above all things...these are two girls having the times of their lives. I don't get the sense that is the case for any of you.
Posted by Dave | September 2, 2008 11:45 AM