Blastmaster Rocking the East River

After recently performing at The Brooklyn Hip Hop Festival, the 'Teacha' KRS-One will take the...

NYC Should Be So Lucky

Here is today's cover of the Washington Post showing double-decker riding tourists getting assaulted by...

NYT Changes Headline Suggesting Obama As King Leonidas

Toady, the New York Times ran a story about Barack Obama's several hundred person strong...

Dirty Cop Caught Pimping

After buying a 13-year-old runaway girl for $500 and pimping her out at parties for...

Christie's Shamelessly Auctions Off James Brown's Stuff

Snooty auction house, Christie's, moved forward with its James Brown auction despite protests by the...

The Poor Man's Index

The poor have to be a little richer now to be considered broke: "To be...

But What About All Those Big Hills?

NYC ranked #2 overall in a list of "America's Most Walkable Neighborhoods," specifically citing pedestrian...

Fixed Gear Mini Game Needs More Work

"I did a short experiment in rapid prototyping of an interactive/game, attempting to build a...

When Animals Attack (Other Animals)

Area pit bulls aren't the urban lap dogs of Satan after all, it's the city's...

IKEA Misses the Boat With Non-Buying Red Hook Residents

Despite claiming to be cool with non-shopping New Yorkers using their free bus shuttle service,...

Kanye West Subjects Straphangers To Annoying Ad Campaign

You may have seen the video on YouTube or the print ads in magazines for...

Environmentally Concerned Car Makers Will Help the City

Because they're genuinely concerned with green issues—the money kind—Nissan, General Motors and Ford have all...

The Unlimited MetroCard Turns Ten

The MetroCard didn't really impress New Yorkers at first, but once the free transfers option...

Subway Sued Over 'Cold Cut' Sandwich

A designer for Homo Xtra magazine bit into a Subway sandwich and allegedly found a...

1984

Look at the bombed out insides of this subway car and the old school fashion....

Batty Dark Knight T-Shirt

The Dark Knight fashions continue to emerge. Check it out, it's the Batman made out...

Behind the Scenes Video Demonstrates Fox's Ineptitude

Here's some great footage detailing the train wreck that is the Fox News network. It...

Footloose!

"City Hall is looking to eliminate - or at least loosen - the cumbersome cabaret...

Good Luck Finding A Parking Spot In Park Slope

The free ride is over for Park Slope's car driving residents, with alternative side of...

Another Jackson Caught Bad Mouthing the Jews

This time it wasn't Jesse Jackson, it was Yankee legend Reggie Jackson. He was caught...

New York City's Wrongly Dated Seal

Historians claim that the date on the NYC seal is historically inaccurate and reflects the...

There's Nothing Graffiti About Balloon Street Art

Like the 'Pixel Puddle' and 'Birthday Girl' before it, street art fanboys and fangirls will...

Extra! Extra!: Fake Papers More Interesting Than Real Ones

In Chicago, guerrilla marketing for The Dark Knight takes the form of paperboys handing out...

Iran's Subpar Photoshop Skills Spawn New Alterations

With word that Iran Photoshopped and distributed altered images to the world press of...

'Hardly Used' East Village Mattress for the Taking

Despite the gentrification and wine bars, there's still sleaziness in the East Village. Photo: |Slickbyrd|...

M&M's Claims It Can Rip Off the Naked Cowboy

Times Square fixture and entertainer of tourists, the Naked Cowboy, wasn't happy with a new...

Architect Renzo Piano Isn't Happy With Misuse of NYT Building

The man responsible for making the New York Times building the world's largest ladder, Renzo...

311 Operators Give the 411 On Quitting Cigarettes

Frantic nicotine ingesting smokers made record numbers of calls to the city's 311 info line...

If Only Calvin Klein Was This Creative

Paisley penning artist Natalie Perkins likes too doodle on magazines. The Australian based freelancer, recently...

Hostway: World's Worst Hosting Company

If you're looking for a reliable hosting company to keep your website online and functioning...

MTA Puts Brakes On Car Fleet, Expenses

After getting called out for giving board members free E-ZPasses—illegal under the law—forcing them to...

'Eminent Domain' Exhibited At New York Public Library

There's an interesting new exhibit at the New York Public Library: "Eminent Domain" fills Gottesman...

Prada's Infantile Contribution To the Olympics

With brands ready to cash in on their Olympic-themed collections, fashion house Prada goes super...

The Bird Has Flown

This lost Brooklyn parrot is lucky those kestrels were released in Manhattan and the Bronx....

Chrysler Building Now the Least Likely Terror Target In NYC Skyline

"The government of Abu Dhabi bought a 75 percent stake in the landmark Chrysler Building...

British Media Pissed About Concorde Treatment

So that supersonic, out of service jetliner the Brits indefinitely loaned the Intrepid Museum and...

Office Depot Races Forward With Scribbled Up NASCAR

Check out this one time paint job that contains almost 8,000 signatures from Office Depot...

Sharpton Refuses To Cop A Plea

Rev. Al Sharpton refuses to go out like all those other cooperating Sean Bell protesters...

The City Can't Stop the Scalpers

Mayor Bloomberg held a press conference about the free Bon Jovi tickets that are selling...

She Loves A What?

"The positioning of this ad for Cockatoo Ridge wine caused a few raised eyebrows! It...

Wild Packs of Black-Eyed Bandits Roaming NYC

"Raccoons have long been widespread in New York City, and there is no way to...

Open Edition Obama-Lincolns For Sale

If you couldn't shell out the $200 for a limited edition print or get a...

Passenger Jets Play Chicken At JFK

Well not on purpose at least. Two airliners came way too close for comfort while...

IKEA Cool With Shuttle Bus Abusers

Many New Yorkers are taking advantage of Brooklyn's IKEA free shuttle bus service, riding the...

Replacing George Washington's 'Necklace'

The Daily News sent their fearless "intrepid news reporter" atop the George Washington Bridge to...

YRB's Nas Looking Like Kanye Cover

There's no need to panic yet, but if Esco starts collecting japanese toys and fawning...

HMV Promotes the Occult For the Dark Knight

Although it's not nearly as inventive as the Batman blood bukkake, this tarot carded Joker...

Concorde Hits Turbulence In Brooklyn

The decommissioned supersonic jetliner has only been in Brooklyn's Floyd Bennett Field for less than...

MTA Brass Getting Gassed Up

After scrubbing a free E-ZPasses program for its board members amid a firestorm of controversy,...

Road Kill Artist Nate Hill Give Dead Animal Female A Hand

After unveiling her head, creature combining artisan Nate Hill gives his lovely E.V.E. a hand—plus...

More Ray-Ban Adverart

Ron English isn't the only artist sponsored by Ray-Ban. Here's Tara McPherson's flying bunnies...

Osama Been Pixelated

The New York Times has an op-ed piece about using YouTube to fight Al Qaeda's...

Even With Guns and Cool Paint, Segways Still Look Bitch

You'd think that some camo paint and bad ass assault weapons would be able to...

The NYPD's Anti-Dirty Bomb Boats

Check out these sleek new, pimped out Zodiac-like boats the NYPD is patrolling around the...

Higher Gas Prices Do What TA Couldn't

Although Transportation Alternative's congestion pricing idea was ultimately shut down by lawmakers, higher gas prices...

Mysterious Carlyle Group Buys Satanic-Numbered Building

This has to mean something esoteric to the whole one world government angling crowd: "Private...

Artist Puts Pen To Paper, Creates Sexy Drawings

Get a glimpse of these pretty amazing, photorealistic ink drawings by Juan Francisco Casas Ruiz....

Cab Rides As Stimulants for Tourists

It doesn't take much to excite out of towners: "Until you get used to it,...

NYPD Not Keeping Tabs On Own Weapons Cache

"City auditors requesting access to firearms stored by the police department's Manhattan Property Clerk Division...

WTC Dog Will Be Built Long Before Freedom Tower

Talk about oddball news, meet Trakr, the heroic, "cloneworthy" canine: "A German shepherd named Trakr,...

World Trade Center Site Steeped In Delays

It's hard to believe that it's been almost seven years since the 9/11 attacks and...

NYC Sikhs Sick of People Confusing Them With Arabs

Just because they wear turbans and are brown skinned, doesn't mean they're Arab or Muslim....

Os Gemeos Stays Busy

These guys are relentless. While installing their exhibit at Deitch, the Brazilian brothers also found...

Cookie Contest Is Kind of Stale

This probably sounded like a great idea on paper to hype the relaunch of pre-Oreo...

Worst Relocation Advice Ever

"If you want to get rich leave New York City, Washington DC or Los Angeles...

More Reasons To Hate Long Island

Leave it to clubs like Dune in Southampton to make Long Island suck in new...

Curbed Editor Mildly Tortures Dog for Stuy Town Apt.

Curbed Senior Editor Joey Arak and his girlfriend decided that living in Manhattan involves some...

Washington Post Reporter Survives Pedicab Ride Along

Here's proof that some journalists are either frighteningly fragile or just don't get out enough:...

Easy Money

In a purely symbolic gesture, the Obamas donated the maximum amount of money they could,...

Time To Pay the Bills

Extra special thanks to charter advertiser Zune Arts. They're promoting the release of a new...

This Barbie Is for 'The Birds'

Hoping to scare the shit out of little girls and delight baby boomers alike, Mattel...

MSNBC Reports: Obama and Clinton Did Not Coordinate Colors!

Leave it up to MSNBC to parse the important issues in today's joint Barack Obama...

Melting Polar Ice Sparks Good News For Oil Companies

Most people like the bad news first so here it goes. For the first time...

Survival Kit for Paranoid Straphangers

"Are you a New York City Subway rider who's constantly plagued by fears of an...

Anti-Spidey Bill Proposed By City Council

With activist climbers like the French Spiderman (and that copycat guy) getting the equivalent of...

Chanel's Angler Set for the Country Club Fisherman

Chanel continues to slap their logo on a multitude of "sports" products, this time... fish...

British Pilots Fly In the Face of Liberty

Like the Redcoats before them, Britain's Red Arrows, invaded the great state of New York,...

Bills Proposed for Mandatory Ratings On Video Games

With all the problems facing New York State, it's amazing how the politicians spend their...

Tim Russert's Hometown Surveilled

With crime rates comparatively higher in Buffalo compared to both NYC and the nation on...

Gun Toting Dick Cheney Spotted In Lower Manhattan

Dark overlord of the Unites States, Dick Cheney, gets some play on the street via...

New Yorkers Like It Raw

A few weeks ago there was a report released by the Health Department detailing NYC's...

Domino Sugar Stays, Well At Least the Sign Does

Looks like that faint 'Save Domino' display in red lights worked: "The Domino Sugar sign...

Rite Aid and CVS In Trouble For Acting Like China

It's not just the Chinese selling us poisonous products, add NYC area CVS and RIte...

White Collar Job Hunting: Street Style

The almost recession isn't just affecting the dumb and the poor, but smart people too:...

Supreme Court Green-Lights Atlantic Yard Project

The Supreme Court refused to hear an eminent domain challenge to Bruce Ratner's $4 billion...

Pharrell Rocks Pocketbook for 'Paper'

Here's the new cover of Paper magazine featuring Pharrell rocking a giant girly-man 'purple croc'...

dot-NYC Web Address Could Be Available Soon

Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers (ICANN), the steward of domain name addresses, is...

The NYPD Is Bound To Make the Taser Deadly

“Now you’ll have 50 cops tasing one person at the same time. They are saying...

'Weeds" Weed Is Fake

So Showtime's "Weeds"? Shit is totally bunk: "The weed they smoke on "Weeds" isn't real...

Things To Avoid: Bubble Battle NYC

Times Square gets exponentially worse tomorrow evening: "Fill the sky with bubbles at New York's...

We Now Pause for Station Identification

Extra special thanks to charter advertiser Zune Arts who continues to lavish us with ad...

Deer Xing Sign Spotted In Brooklyn

Someone decided to have some fun with wildlife warnings and post up this deer crossing...

Street Art Clinton Endorsing Obama Sighting

A reader sends in a sighting of the Hillary Clinton for Barack Obama image we...

Kalua Shuttered

The strip joint where Sean Bell celebrated his bachelor's party before being brutally killed in...

Black Is the New Black

"For the July issue of Italian Vogue, Mr. Meisel has photographed only black models. In...

Judge Throws Out Google Obsessed Doctor's Lawsuit

Do you really want this guy to be responsible for administering your anesthesia?: "A Manhattan...

GTA IV's Niko Bellic Gets Made

As part of an ongoing "real face series," Pixeloo ads Niko Bellic of GTA to...

Ass Kicking Averted At 151 Kent

"First, the bar stool disappeared and there was an overabundance of ass at 151 Kent,...

Let Them Eat Laxative Spiked Cake

Seniors at the Brooklyn School for Global Studies thought it would be funny to lace...

Brooklyn DA Prepared To Drop Charges Again Bell Protesters

"The Brooklyn district attorney, Charles J. Hynes, announced on Tuesday that his office was prepared...

Artist Green Lights Harlem Arts Center

Successful living artist LeRoy Neiman donated a cool million to create a permanent arts center...

MTA Wastes Money On High Tech Security Scanner

The wasteful MTA is testing new biometric equipment that is supposedly "designed to keep terrorists...

Obama's World Wide Appeal

"The annual global survey of attitudes by the independent Pew Research Centre shows that the...

Kanye Discovers Conversation Bubbles, Uses Them Liberally

Have you noticed the conversation bubbles all over Kanye West's blog lately? He's been slapping...

Phu!'s Bootleg KAWS Chum

Vinyl toy customizer Phu! took a bootlegged KAWS Chum toy and enhanced it. The 9"...

NYC Students Dumb Down English Even Further

The city's students are so stupid they're actually using abbreviated text slang like "LOL" and...

The NYC 9/11 Ballot Initiative Campaign

Failed Democratic presidential candidate Mike Gravel is calling for an independent 9/11 investigation and seeking...

Global Frog Epidemic Tackled By the Bronx Zoo

"Frogs around the world are in crisis, which has prompted a worldwide conservation initiative called...

The City Plans To Create 3 Saturdays of Chaos This Summer

Although cyclists will appreciate a new initiative by the mayor to close major streets for...

Save Yourself the Trip: KAWS' One Image

Former law breaker turned artsy legal designer, KAWS, is included in a group show at...

Dash Snow's Brilliant Style of Art Now On T-shirts Too!

Ripped up headlines and cum stained New York Posts are not the only medium for...

Page Six's Deja Vu Reporting

It must have been a tough weekend for Page Sixers. The gossipers ran the...

Carnegie Cash

For the seventh consecutive year, an anonymous donor has enabled the Carnegie Corporation of New...

Subway Obsessor Derailed Again

Remember Darius McCollum? He's the guy turned rail riding cult figure who infamously commandeered an...

Isaac Pierro 'Killed Qupid'

Artist and author Isaac Pierro is showcasing his "I Killed Qupid" exhibit tomorrow at some...

Advertisers Help Keep Our Claws Sharp

Special thanks to charter advertiser, Zune Arts. The banners showcase the work of Zune Artist...

Craigslist Robbing iPhone Scam Uncovered

A group of Brooklyn thugs has been posting ads on Craigslist offering deeply discounted iPhones...

French Spiderman Escapes Criminal Charges

Alain Robert the world renowned activist-climber aka the French Spiderman who recently climbed the New...

Proposed Rocket Train Blasts Ahead

The House of Representatives passed the The Passenger Rail Investment and Improvement Act, calling for...

Jeremy Traum's Illustrative Universe

Illustrator Jeremy Traum—who counts The New Yorker, the New York Times, Harper's, Wall Street Journal,...

The Inevitable Talk of a Fare Hike Has Begun

With even the price of even churros going up, we should have seen this coming...

Obama Easily Outpaces McCain In Online Friends

Although the latest polls are indicating an almost dead heat between presidential candidate Barack Obama...

Man Hits Nail In the Head

"60-year-old George Chandler was working in his backyard in Kansas on Friday to build a...

Cops Kill Brooklyn Man For Ingesting Coke

Long Island cops tasered a man they say was trying to swallow cocaine. They shocked...

'Ride the City' Safely

It's like MapQuest but for bikes. Ride the City is a website that helps cyclists...

Graffiti Mural Falls Victim To Graffiti Vandalism

"Only three weeks after the Concrete Alchemy collaborative painted the Water Street wall, it...

Obama Needs To Work On His Bike Fashion

Shockingly, America's slick presidential candidate, Barack Obama needs some fashion direction when riding his bike...

China Responsible for Recent Crane Collapse

So that recent crane collapse on Manhattan's upper East Side? According to investigators it could...

New Yorkers Are Riddled With Herpes

In a more depressing study: 1 in 4 adults in NYC have the herpes virus....

Street Artist Makes Street Art Out of Street Objects

Artist Paul Richard takes gallery-style placards and puts on various street objects like this 'Obelisk'...

'Hope' You Can Bank On

Shepard Fairey's now iconic campaign posters and accompanying paraphernalia for Obama have helped raise over...

Rampaging Japanese Stabber Posted Warnings On His Blog

"A man arrested for killing seven people in a knife rampage on a crowded Tokyo...

KAWS Scribbles All Over iD Magazine, Makes It Edgy

Former vandal KAWS drew all over the upcoming July issue of i-D magazine. He...

Daily News Stalks Spitzer Hooker

This past weekend the Daily News followed former Eliot Spitzer hooker Ashley Dupre to dirty...

Cops Lick 'Lolli-Pot' Peddlers

Out of all the places to be selling "marijuana" lollipops, a block away from the...

Marc Jacobs As An 80 Year-Old Andy Warhol T-Shirt

You may have all heard about Marc Jacobs getting powdered and wigged in honor...

Rest Easy: SET Still Bombing

In case any of the city's vandals were worried, don't, SET is still catching...

Our Adverisers Keep Us From Climbing the Walls

Special thanks to charter advertiser, Zune Arts, who helps keep ANIMAL free thinking. This week's...

Good Support for Obama

Everyone's cashing in on the Obamamania, clothiers included: "A trendy underwear designer started selling Barack...

Fewer Cops To Harass Puerto Ricans This Year

Good news for this weekends Puerto Rican Day Parade revelers: "Sunday's giant Puerto Rican Day...

Car Enters Bike Race: Results Disastrous

A passed out drunk driving moron from Texas plowed in a pelaton of racing...

NYC Considers Hiring Modern Day Grim Reapers

In an effort to keep potential life-saving organs fresh for transplant patients, NYC is considering...

Residents Jump From Balcony When Men With Guns Barged In

One man died and two women were injured when they tried to jump off the...

Pringles Can Creators Wished To Be Buried In One

Bong-like, tube stashing potato chip maker, Pringles, will be forever grateful to Fredric Baur,the chemist...

FAILE 'Fight Vanity' Print KO'd

NYC art collective FAILE created this brand new "Fight Vanity" print. The two-color screenprint...

Peter King Elevates Cigarette Bust Into Terror Link

Fear mongering politician, Rep. Peter King (R-LI), hyped up the arrest of two dozen Arab...

Talk About A Shit Job

Because some NYC residents are complete animals when it comes to taking care of their...

'Liillian Russell' Fixed Gear Bike Sells for Big Money

That Tiffany fixed gear with the hand carved ivory handle grips we mentioned, sold for...

Warner Bros. Whores Out Looney Tunes for Food

Supermarket chain Safeway struck a licensing deal with Warner Bros. to splash the whole family...

Here's What A $34,000 Bottle of 'Dom' Looks LIke

This "first ever" bottle of Dom Pérignon Rosé Jéroboam sold for $34,160 at a...

Court Rules In Favor Of Rich Couple Evicting Poor Tenants

Although people should generally be able to do what they want with their property, in...

Green Backdrop Is Just One of Many McCain Problems

Besides delivering a non-impactful, uninspiring, and angry old man sounding speech last night, the Huffington...

Park Slope Mommies Ok With Dildo Shop

Hoping to cash in on horny Park Slope residents, sex shop Babeland is opening up...

Ron English's Lincoln-Obama Print For Sale

That limited (editions of 200), 18×24 inch print from Popagandist Ron English that features a...

Governor Paterson's Masonic Lodge's Website Hacked

Last week we mentioned David Paterson being the first Freemason in six decades to serve...

Europeans Still Notoriously Cheap

Even with the Euro faring much stronger than the Dollar, tourists visiting the city from...

Clinton Propagandist Terry McAuliffe Calls Bullshit On AP

Just minutes after CNN cited an AP report about Hillary Clinton conceding to Barack Obama...

Counterfeit Cigarette Dealers To Get Even Richer

With gas prices up, a slowing economy, and already insane housing costs, caner stick stokers...

Did Forever 21 Steal Window Display Idea From Artist?

It's hard to believe that discount retailer, Century 21, is even savvy enough to copy...

Puerto Ricans Hate Obama

Although they're not allowed to vote for president in the general election, Puerto Ricans did...

Crane Collapse: It's Duabai's Fault

With the recent crane collapse in Manhattan—the 2nd deadly accident in under three months—everyone's got...

Hello Titty!

Things are really heating up this summer on the furry front. For a limited time...

Gorgeous Night Shot of Pre-Crane Crashed Building

Here's a photo of 1749 First Avenue, the residential building that took the brunt...

50 Cent's Baby's Mother's LI House Burns Down

"A multimillion-dollar Long Island home at the center of a dispute between Grammy-nominated rapper 50...

Our Adverisers Keep Us Illuminated

Special thanks to charter advertiser, Zune Arts, who helps keep ANIMAL free thinking. This week's...

E-Z Passes Pulled

Well that didn't take long. After it was disclosed that MTA board members were given...

Another Questionable Character Praises Obama

Thankfully this time it's not a insane pastor but rather right leaning media mogul wingnut...

Porno Star Justine Joli Bears All For The Box

In case you missed professional exhibitionist Justine Joli dancing live at alleged rape club The...

Are Fake Fighters the New Street Performers?

With people getting bored of breakdancing routines and acrobatic stunts, there was a new spectacle...

Elitist Sweaters For Sale

Just in time for those chilly weekend nights in the homogeneous Hamptons, 2108 Vintage is...

CNN Tags KRINK

KRINK, the ink created by graffiti writer KR was recently highlighted by CNN in this...

NASA Employee Busted for Blogging

For most employees, blogging at work can land you in some hot water with your...

Mice At the Met

Rich people venue, The Metropolitan Opera House at Lincoln Center, is crawling with vermin, specifically...

Former Operating Thetan Five Joins Anti-Scientology Protest

What are you doing tomorrow after work, feel like protesting against the "abuses and fraud...

Straphanger Falls Onto Tracks, Lives

A man fell onto the tracks at Delancey Street station yesterday as a Queens-bound F...

Free E-Z Passes for MTA Big Wigs Is Illegal

MTA board members—both past and present—enjoying E-Z passes for life is illegal according to State...

KATSU On Broadway

Spotted on Broadway, Williamsburg....

Bees Buzzing the Boroughs

The bees are back. You've seen 'em in fashion shoots, on the streets of Manhattan,...

Harlem Streets Turned Into Shooting Gallery

Ten people were wounded in Harlem yesterday. Six of them during a "wild shooting spree...

What War?

With the media not even bothering to cover the war in Iraq anymore—even on the...

EAD Running On Subway Train

It's not often that you see subways running with graffiti on them. EAD got over...

Advertisers Keep ANIMAL Rubble Free

Special thanks to charter advertiser, Zune Arts, who helps keep ANIMAL free and uncensored. This...

West Side Railyards Deal Is Back On Track

Like a real estate roller coaster the MTA's West Side development deal is full of...

Phantom Surfer Saves Brooklyn Man

This past weekend, a boater was trying to cling to a speedboat that had somehow...

Red Bull Encourages Biker To Risk Life for PR Stunt

BMX biker Kevin Johnson will attempt to clear the height of a six-story building in...

Escape New York For $1

And you all thought the Fung Wah bus was a good deal. To hype a...

More Fishy Business for Nobu

Pricey raw fisher server, Nobu, is continuing it's quest for sushi-branded world domination. The restaurant...

6th Grade Doodler Wins Google Contest

We kind of called this. Out of the more than 16,000 entries for the 'Doodle...

Is Death Scrawling?

Right around the time Nick Walker was legally stenciling Thunder Jackson on Sullivan Street, another...

The Big Apple Just Got Smaller

Thanks to a smarty pants urban planner, NYC has been remeasured and is technically 17...

No Nuclear Warships For NYC

Thanks to a "Dinkins-era ban on nuclear-powered Navy ships entering New York Harbor," Fleet Week's...

Technical Difficulties

As you may have noticed, posting has been light today to no fault of our...

St. Brigid's Saved From Damnation

Although it was slated for demolition, St. Brigid's Church on Avenue B in the East...

Sinking Money Into the Intrepid

Hudson River eyesore, The Intrepid Sear, Air & Space Museum, was in imminent danger of...

Sales for New 14-Day MetroCard Are Off Track

Rail riding New Yorkers aren't buying up the $47, 14-day MetroCard. The card was first...

The Treasury Department Hates Blind People

A U.S. Court of Appeals ruled that the Treasury Department is discriminating against the blind...

Peter Vallone Attempts To Curb Amusing Public Sentiments

Spray paint hating politician Peter Vallone Jr. is back on his soapbox, trying to drum...

Mom and Pops Shops Endangered Too

Not only is the neighborhood screwed, but the crappy and outdated apparel shops in the...

'Christ' Broadcasting In Other Cities

A god seeking commenter noted that the 'Christ Radio' flyers are not exclusive to NYC....

Wall Street Beef

NYC restaurant embraces rising food costs, creates new absurdly priced dish: "The Wall Street Burger...

The LES Is Officially An Endangered Species

The "rapid development" of the Lower East Side in the form of lot clearing, ugly...

'Flushing' About To Go Both Ways

The yellow lines have been painted, the traffic lights are hanging in the right...

NYC High Schools Don't Make the Grade

Although 10 of city's 1,200 public high schools did make the overall cut for the...

The Most Staged Looking Photo Ever

The NYT takes a look at how inept the MTA is when it comes to...

Bees Buzzing NYC

While the New York Times Magazine was slathering bees all over fashion products and pissing...

HIV Ad Suffers From Misspelling

An astute commenter pointed out that the word "doctor" is not spelled right in the...

More 'MORAL' Graffiti

This MORAL guy is on a spree. Dude goes so big that even with a...

Last Stop On These Trains

As part of an ongoing reef building project, forty NYC subway cars are being sunk...

Worst Landlord Ever

Trying to get rid of a tenant with a homemade IED did not work out...

Ugly Hippie Art Trips Up Auction

Not to keep jocking Bonhams NY, but at another auction there, this one featuring "original...

Stoner Should've Been Charged With Reckless Abandonment

You can't make this stuff up: "A Twin Falls resident charged with forgetting he'd left...

Tokion Is Exporting Its Shitty Conference To Stockholm

In a move that could cause irreparable diplomatic design harm to the Unites States, creatively...

'Daily News' Warns Against the 'Post's' Cookie Choices

"You might want to think twice before you take any sweet-tooth recommendations from the New...

New York Times Equates Polka-Dots With Hallucinogens

"No, there are no illegal drugs being handed out as passengers begin their morning commutes:...

NYU Graduate Fails Graduation Stunt, Rewarded With DAT

Temporary pixel art aside, NYU students suck. Take class clown William Lopez. Yesterday, in "The...

No More 'Mass Appeal'

Gawker confirms that Mass Appeal will publish no more. With the success of sister magazine...

A.J. Fosik's Carved Up Creatures

Artist A.J Fosik is having a show alongside Kelsey Brookes at White Walls in San...

?uestlove's Blog Parodies Kanye's

Kanye's blog, is the rapper' online platform to tout himself, design products (concepts especially), limited...

Fixed Gear Customizer Uses Generic Frames

Mission Bicycles sells quasi customizable track bikes with "no visible branding." Like a ghetto Nike...

So That's How the Bodega's Stay Stocked

Swedish Fish are one of most popular confections in the city's bodegas, easily outranking Red...

Cabbie Gets Cursed With $1K Fine For Profanity

While most reasonable New Yorkers would probably agree that news anchors shouldn't be dropping f-bombs...

Rev. Al: Hit 'Em Where It Hurts

Since the NYPD is basically given carte blanche every time they kill unarmed black people,...

The Dream 'Ticket' Website

Glen Bolofsky is a "one-man parking-ticket nemesis" who figured out a new way to battle...

Willamette Weekly Anoints Obama

About two weeks ago Portland's version of the Village Voice, the Willamette Weekly, formally endorsed...

NYS Tries To Take Back Its Own Logo

After launching a brand new $17 million ad campaign touting NYS' upstate attractions, the tourism...

Higher Gas Prices Will Affect Non-Driving NY'ers

Even if you don't drive, expect those $4 a gallon gas prices to affect your...

Sketchy Artist Jason Polan

Jason Polan is on a mission to draw every single New Yorker in a rudimentary...

'Trife Life': Vandalism Or Street Promotion?

This 'Trife Life' graffiti was spotted off of Graham Ave on the Bushwick-Williamsburg border...

Dramatic Legos Sets

Flickr user Balakov likes Legos and macro lighting. His recreates iconic photos and movie scenes...

West Side Development Plan Derails

Tishman Speyer and the M.T.A. couldn't reach a deal on the sale of the...

Self-Surveiled Artist On the Colbert Report

Hasan Elahi runs a website called Tracking Transience and was featured on Stephen Colbert's show...

Nintendo NES Concept

Designer Javier Segovia's "vision of an updated, redesigned Nintendo NES." It certainly looks beautiful, but...

L.E.S. Is Getting Fixed Up

Located just eight blocks from Trackstar, a new fixed gear bike boutique called Chari &...

Time Magazine Declares Obama Winner

Word on the street is that Hillary ain't bowing out till Obama agrees to pay...

The 'Post' vs The 'Post'

"On the same day that a New York Post editorial claimed racial profiling was not...

DMX Arrested for Being Too Speedy

DMX can't catch a break. The rapper who recently asked "What the fuck is a...

Murakami Jerks Off the Art World

This oil, acrylic, fiberglass, and iron "sculpture" by Takashi Murakami is being auctioned off at...

Graphic Designers Don't Even Bother Designing Graphics

There's no reason to go crazy when designing throw away party flyers, but at least...

Sharpton's Pray-In Shuts Down the 59th Street Bridge

Just in time to thoroughly disrupt rush hour traffic for commuters trying to escape back...

Vandalize Your Website: 'Paint That Shit Gold'

Even if you don't give a shit about Atmosphere's new album, this website is the...

Freaky Protest

While the Reverend Al is planning civil disobedience across the city to rally against the...

Bow Out Already

"Despite narrowly winning Indiana, while losing North Carolina, Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton did not fundamentally...

Artists Allowed Back In Williamsburg

"More than 100 people have now moved back to 475 Kent Avenue, the building that...

Amazon Suing NY Over Tax Code

Online book-selling monolith, Amazon.com, isn't happy with the NY's newly changed tax law that now...

Decrepit Subway Billboard Doubles As Modern Art

This is actually better than most of the stuff at the MoMA. Photo: |Deleteyourself|...

NYC Just Got More Expensive

The Rent Guidelines Board voted 5-4 last night in favor of raising rents on rent-stabalized...

Saddam Biggest Fear: AIDS

It was disease-ridden US soldiers Saddam feared most while in captivity. From an excerpt out...

Frisky Cops

The NYPD breaks another record. Not only did they succeed in making NYC the "arrest...

Film About NYC Skateboard Hits the Silver Screens

This summer, "Deathbowl to Downtown – The Evolution of Skateboarding in New York City," will...

NYPD Building A Mini-Pentagon

The city's police department is dropping $30 million on new command bunker, the Post reports,...

Elitist Guamanians Vote Obama

Guam was the "center of the political universe" this weekend according to CNN's Wolf Blizter....

Krusty the Kaws

KAWS can add this to his list of counterfeits: dock icons. Swiped and redesigned by...

The Curse of Walter O'Malley

With a looming recession and the housing market in a slump, the proposed development of...

'Ain't No Street In Street Art'

The conflict continues between graffiti and street continues, even as far away as Cape Town,...

SUPERBLAST'S 'New Utopia'

Berlin-based graphic artist/graffiti writer SUPERBLAST has a new book out with art house Gingko Press....

COPE2 Bombed Liberty City

And to think that anti-graffiti shithead Peter Vallone Jr. was already mad about GTA IV...

NY's Dumbest

When it comes to IQ, cops clearly aren't the brightest. Two undercovers are facing disciplinary...

No Laughing Matter

According to the FBI, there is no evidence linking the mysterious drownings of young white...

Gauging the High Line's Whitney

There was no real details emerging from last night's community board meeting concerning Renzo Piano's...