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PETA Porn But Not Really


06.06.12 Marina Galperina

Morning. After an extended period of media foreplay, PETA has launched their pornography website. It’s even got a “.xxx” address and everything. Ok, I’ll wait. Now, if you also clicked on “hardcore videos” and got sad and horrible footage of meat being murder, I’m sorry. It is, though.

Also, if you go to “sexy pictures” and all you see are somewhat scandalous protest photos, I’m sorry. Therein’s the purpose of the site, naturally–to lure you in with promises of sexxxy and then remind you why PETA exists. Because humans are assholes, especially to animals. That said, sorry for the ethical enigma, kinksters:

“Rawr! PETA’s sexy ladies reveal their wild side when they strip down and paint up in order to teach others that animals do not belong in cages.”

Confused? Calm down. Animals in cages bad. Girls in cages to remind you about animals in cages good. Apparently.