Because who still wants “a couple of white middle-aged guys sitting around talking about movies”? Since the original duo of Siskel and Ebert, Disney’s ‘At the Movies’ had a partner-swapping go at “callow moronism” and “enlightening professionalism,” but ultimately proved inconsequential. Film criticism is niftier by way of YouTube DIY anyway, be you a Twilight-hating “Angry Black Man,” Burton-babbling Brit or horny Russian babushka.
Image: Roger Ebert’s memories.