If you happened to catch Al Gore’s cameo last night on 30 Rock and found yourself wondering, “What the fuck happened to Al Gore’s teeth?”, well, you weren’t the only one.

The former vice-president/global warming activist was only on for approximately two minutes, but boy did he and his discolored choppers ever make an impression. Just enter “Al Gore’s teeth” into a Twitter search and you’ll see that a weary nation was shocked to learn that a 60-ish man from Tennessee appears virtually untouched by the wonders of modern dentistry. Don’t you people know about the epidemic of Mountain Dew addiction in Tennessee and what that shit does to human teeth?!

Anyway, I thought that Defamer founding editor Mark Lisanti summed it all up rather hilariously…

My sentiments exactly. Also, I need to floss more.

Okay, I’m pulling myself away from the riveting Balloon Boy story captivating the nation…for now. So did you see Tina Fey on Letterman last night? She said that she was a virgin until she was 24! Obviously, she didn’t intern for Letterman…Ba-Dum-Bum!

Oh, and the new season of 30 Rock premieres tonight! I guess I’ll have to DVR it since I’ll likely be watching wall-to-wall Balloon Boy coverage.