James Carville Is Anxious To Show His Penis to Airport Security Workers

Talking about the proposed full-body scanners the government might be placing in the nation’s airports to “prevent terrorism,” James Carville expressed no reservations about anyone seeing his dong: “Let me buy a [security] pass … so that they can scan me and and search me and measure my penis, then let me get on the plane.” Pity the poor souls whose jobs will entail viewing the privates of thousands of Americans each day. |Daily Intel|

You Did Not Want to be Flying Out of Newark Last Night

Thousands of people flying out of Terminal C at the Newark airport were screwed last night when some guy entered the terminal’s “sterile” zone without passing through security first, leading to a perfect storm of chaos and frustration. It’s a wonder no one killed anyone. Read more »

Even Rihanna Gets Searched at the Airport

Rihanna was selected for one of those “take off your shoes” searches at LAX recently. Reports the NY Post: It also left the pop star shivering as a female guard patted her down with latex gloves and waved a metal-detecting wand over her body. At one point, Rihanna looked dejected and gripped herself to ward off the draft of the airport air conditioning. She looked noticeably unhappy, wearing a frown throughout the ordeal, which took only a few minutes. |NY Post|