Hey remember that crazy blizzard that blanketed the northeast just a few days ago? Well there’s another one crawling through middle America right now heading east. Hundreds of flights in and out of Chicago have already been canceled and more are expected all over the place. Hell, Dallas, freaking Dallas, is expected to get four inches of snow. So if you’re traveling today, tomorrow, or over the next few days, look out. |USA Today|

With Christmas coming next week, it seems as though many New Yorkers are traveling this weekend to visit family, sooth their loneliness through Vegas strippers, etc. Well, good luck with that! A huge snowstorm is expected to hit NYC tomorrow afternoon, effectively shutting down EVERYTHING. So pour yourself some more eggnog and chill the hell out Sparky, because you’re likely to be stuck here a little longer than you thought you’d be. |Accuweather, image via Amy V. Cooper|

Yesterday afternoon I spoke to a friend who lives in Houston, Texas. In the course of our phone conversation, I griped a bit about how warm it was in my apartment due to the unseasonably high temperatures, to which my friend responded, “Yeah, so much for global warming, eh?” Well, today it snowed in Houston Texas, so tonight I plan on calling my friend to say, “Yeah, haha, so much for global warming, eh asshole?!?!” |Houston Chronicle|