AT&T’s Unfortunate Super Bowl Promo

When it comes to the Super Bowl, companies pay millions of dollars to advertise their brands, but tonight AT&T got a whole lot of exposure, for free. None of it positive. Will.i.am of the Black Eyes Peas is very upset that they spoiled what he thought was an otherwise outstanding halftime show after he couldn’t get any service and was unable to tweet during the performance like he planned. So, as soon as he could get online, he blasted their incompetence to his 800k plus followers on Twitter, twice!

By on February 6, 2011 at 9:31 pm
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AT&T Execs Blatantly Ignoring Every Established Principle of Free Enterprise, Capitalism

Memo from AT&T to all New Yorkers who may have been hoping to ring in the new year with a brand spanking new iPhone: go fuck yourselves! According to one of their reps, “New York is not ready for the iPhone.” Wait, what?! Read more »

By on December 28, 2009 at 3:21 pm
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If you have an iPhone and/or just hate AT&T with the intensity of a million white-hot suns, you should read this angry, vulgar anti-AT&T screed. |Fake Steve Jobs|

By on December 16, 2009 at 5:59 pm
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Too bad there’s not an app that can fix this: “A man who took his iPhone 3G in to a New York City Apple Store because of a large number of dropped calls was allegedly told that a 30 percent failure rate is average for a local AT&T customer.” |AppleInsider|

By on October 1, 2009 at 11:03 am
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Evil Empirical

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Each week, ANIMAL will rank the world’s most despicable, deplorable, and undesirable human beings walking the earth, making the news. Behold: Evil Empirical. Read more »

By on May 29, 2009 at 1:00 pm
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