Famed NYC Bagel Mogul Indicted for Tax Fraud

According to Manhattan’s fossil of a district attorney, Robert Morgenthau, Helmer Toro, owner of the famed H&H Bagels, withheld $370,000 in taxes from employees’ paychecks and pocketed the money himself rather than hand it over to the government. Sadly, someone already beat me to the joke about Toro potentially being held under lox and key. |NY Times|