Obama the Incredible Hulk by Ron English

Revved up for the 2012 elections? Is listening to the latest vicious nonsensical soundbites from the Republican debates making you angry? Well, here’s something Ron English sent us: Barack Obama as the Hulk. Rargh!!! You can’t buy it. It’s not a toy. You can’t put it on your bedside to pray to it like a robust plasticine shrine idol, wishing that the prez would bust out with renewed vigor and balls to defeat whichever aging Elephant he’ll be up against come election time. This is a new sculpture to be used in later work, open to your interpretation. Catchy visual, isn’t it? Kind of like Barabraham Lincobama. Boom. (Click to enlarge)

Feds Now Targeting Pot Dispensary Landlords

Despite his assurances on the campaign trail and a really hopeful memo in 2009 from the Department of Justice, President Obama has all but abandoned his promise of not harassing states that have passed medical weed laws and now federal prosecutors are employing a new tactic to try and foce dispensaries out of business. Read more »

It’s Peter King Who Should Be Investigated

Rep. Peter King (R-NY), a congressman with known ties to the Irish Republican Army, wants to investigate President Obama, the commander in chief of all U.S. Armed Forces, for allegedly leaking classified details about the daring raid that took out Osama bin Laden to Sony Pictures who’s making a movie about it. Read more »

No More Presidential Speech Reenactments for Press Photogs

Since the Reagan era, presidents have been reenacting their speeches for still photogs, but when Gangsta Antichrist Obama did the same announcing the Bin Laden kill, a new wave of media ooooooooh erupted over “falsified history.” Well… it was all for the better. A prez rep announced that the White House is retiring this outdated practice. “We have concluded that this arrangement is a bad idea.” Photojournalism purist high five!

No ‘Hope’ for President Obama’s Reelection

It’s going to be a tough race for President Obama regardless of how ridiculously insane the Republican nominee is. He has to win back his base, re-energize young people and weather what’s sure to be an ugly GOP storm stretching from the U.S. to Nyang’oma Kogelo, despite just having just released his certificate of live birth. Read more »

Will Barack Obama (and Donald Trump) Release an Original Birth Certificate?

I’m by no means a birther and cringe every time a prominent Republican drags down the decorum of this presidency by questioning Barack Obama’s citizenship, but the time has come for him to make the original birth certificate public. This “issue” has basically become the GOP’s politically correct way of calling the president the n-word without any of the racist trappings, while upping the ante from a ‘you’re not one of us’ whisper to a ‘you’re not one of U.S.’ message. Read more »

Exotic State To Decriminalize Weed

Hawaii, a state that isn’t part of the U.S. if a black president was born there, is seriously reconsidering the drug laws for possession of small amounts of weed and like California, may reduce the penalty to a $100 fine. Which also happens to be the same fee the Kenyan-annexed state is charging for Barack Obama’s birth certificate. There has to be something to this. Glenn….?

NY Times Refers to JFK as an H-Word

In an article about whether President Obama should face a primary challenger when he comes up for his 2012 job review, the Times‘ Matt Bai compares the prez to John F. Kennedy. Er, make that “the hipster John F. Kennedy.” ARG! Read more »