Barbie Is a Hoarder

Barbie Trashes Her Dreamhouse is a 1/6th scale model of a hoarder’s home. It’s furnished with actual generic Barbie™ and Bratz™ toys and tiny, tiny props hand-crafted by artist Carrie M. Becker. Trash mountains, gaping pizza boxes, books, paper, crap, many unnecessary stockpiles… add in a few animals and some missing art, and you’ve got the National Arts Club’s old diggs. Nifty. Read more »

Parents Outraged Over Tattooed Barbie Jezebel Whore!

New York City parents are very upset about this new Tokidoki Barbie. The pink-haired plastic harlot has a chest plastered with flowers, a geisha on her arm, a dragon on her back and a tiger on her neck and clearly, she’s “teaching kids to want tattoos before they are old enough to dress like that!” Read more »

Merchandising War: Lady Gaga vs. Anna Chapman

As if you needed more reasons not to procreate, here are your daughter’s new favorite dolls. The only question is, do you buy the brat a kid-approved abstract-slut Gaga Barbie or an inaccurately-masculine Anna Chapman action doll?

Gallery Reveals ‘Bad Barbie’

Long before other toy-obsessed photographers were posing their playthings in sex scandals and war scenes, David Levinthal was putting his dolls on camera. In 1972, the New York-based photographer began working with Barbie, Ken and G.I. Joe in series of black and white images reacting to the sexual revolution of the past decade: the iconic American blond ditches her boring old boyfriend and “blithely crosses the racial divide, … hooking up with a black G.I. Joe action figure for several carnal encounters.” John McWhinnie at Glenn Horowitz Bookseller will open a solo show of Levinthal’s “Bad Barbie” from November 4th through December 5th at 50 ½ East 64th Street.

Images via John McWhinnie at Glenn Horowitz Bookseller

This Barbie Is for ‘The Birds’

Hoping to scare the shit out of little girls and delight baby boomers alike, Mattel is releasing this hideous special edition Barbie getting attacked by seagulls as a tribute to Alfred Hitchcock’s legendary horror flick The Birds. Decked out in a 60s styled pea-green suit, clutching a purse with feathered ambushers attached, there’s something very satisfying about seeing this plastic smiling, iconic American blonde charlatan being brutally attacked. |EntertainmentEarth via Presurfer|