On his blog, the NYPD’s ex-top cop, Bernie Kerik, says he’s “one of the most accomplished law enforcement executives in the United States,” but doesn’t mention the eight felonies he plead guilty to or his upcoming stint in prison.
So the New York Post has a story today about how former New York City Police Commissioner Bernard Kerik is pumping up, supposedly to help him fend off the lusty prison ass-goblins seeking to penetrate his virginal anus when he eventually reports to the joint for being convicted of being a slimy prick. But has anyone considered that maybe Bernie’s hoping to thicken his milkshake so that it’ll bring more boys to the yard? Read more »
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