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12.24.13 Sophie Weiner

I have a cat named Annie Clark. Looking into her eyes is like staring into the void. I’m pretty sure she’s never had a thought. These are the top things she definitely didn’t think about this year. (Note: To the real Annie Clark, I’m sorry we named such a dumb cat after you. Your new song […]

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12.23.13 Andy Cush

11. The Food Network’s Corn Recipes Section: For expanding your corn-cooking boundaries, look no further than the Food Network. Did you know that popcorn is made out of corn? 10. The Official Website of Iowa Corn: Iowa has the largest corn crop of any state in the country, producing over a billion bushels a year. 9. The […]

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12.20.13 Skyler David

10) I LIKE THIS ONE BECAUSE IT’S GREY WITH MODERN “LOFT-STYLE” WINDOWS 9) I LIKE THIS ONE BECAUSE IT’S GREY WITH MODERN “LOFT-STYLE” WINDOWS 8) I LIKE THIS ONE BECAUSE IT’S GREY WITH MODERN “LOFT-STYLE” WINDOWS 7) I LIKE THIS ONE BECAUSE IT’S GREY WITH MODERN “LOFT-STYLE” WINDOWS 6) WTF IS THIS 5) I LIKE […]

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12.19.13 Skyler David

10.  9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.   See all of the must-see Best Year-End Best Lists! […]

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12.18.13 Skyler David

4) SUMMER In 2013, I officially cancelled Summer right before it started, for personal reasons. Sorry everyone. 3) SPRING Spring is only as high as #3 on a technicality of Summer having been cancelled. Spring is a fucking tease, year in and year out. It’s barely a season at all. In 2013, we had Spring […]

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12.17.13 Skyler David

10)  39 39 needs no introduction at this point in the year 2013. Did you think 39 was a prime number? THINK AGAIN. 39 is full of surprises.   9) 1995 There are people that were born in this year that can vote. Ridiculous.   8)  32,767 Highest integer that can be represented with 16 bits, y’all!   […]

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12.16.13 Skyler David

10. THIS WAS GOOD. 9. FORGOT TO TAKE A PIC BEFORE EATING. 8. THIS ONE HAD MACARONI AND SHIT. 7. THIS ONE WAS GREASY AS FUCK. 6. THIS ONE WAS HEALTHY LOL JK PIZZA IS NOT HEALTHY. 5. THIS WAS GOOD. 4. SOMETIMES I LIKE IT BURNT. 3. THIS ONE WAS COLD I THINK. 2. […]

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