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10.24.14 Rhett Jones

A remarkable discovery by some of the top scientists in the world has revealed that comets are basically God’s farts. Or at least, that’s what they smell like. The European Space Agency’s Rosetta Probe is tasked with doing the space-sniffing. After coming up on the rear of the comet known as 67P, Rosetta reported that […]

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01.06.11 Bucky Turco

Pope Joey Ratz said that the “universe is not the result of chance” and its formation should be credited to the “creator of heaven and earth.” Is he gearing up for what could be the year that scientists at CERN find the “God particle”? […]

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09.09.10 Bucky Turco

The birth of the universe, as you can imagine, was a totally chaotic event according to complicated new mathematical models that you don’t even want me to try to explain—I failed Sequential Math 2. […]

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