Fearless cameraman and professional rabble rouser, Joey Boots, visited News Corp’s NYC headquarters on Thursday afternoon with a sign that read “Bill O’Reilly is a Dick” on one side and “Anders Behring Breivik is a Christian Terrorist” on the other.

As you’ll see in the YouTube video, the building’s security was so thrilled and confronted him several times, warning him about trespassing. But that wasn’t the only drama.

He says one man reportedly snatched his sign that he eventually recovered. Then another “tough” guy criticized him for holding the sign, but then caught feelings when Boots responded. It’s a long video, but there’s some fun nuggets nonetheless.

Boots said he wanted to protest the Fox News contributor’s hypocritical rant the other night—which The Daily Show skewered beautifully—wherein he argued that the Olso killer couldn’t possibly be a Christian terrorist. In fact, the designation doesn’t even make sense. Someone can’t possibly be a Christian AND be a terrorist. That right is apparently exclusive to Muslims.

Terrible Fox News person Bill O’Reilly is apparently still very upset over the White House inviting lily-white rapper Common to a poetry event and so Jon Stewart ventured into enemy territory to try and help set the record straight.

The Daily Show host argued that Bono of U2 has also sung controversial lyrics and yet no one had a problem with him visiting Pennsylvania Avenue. Of course, the key difference is, he is white.

National:

• President Barack Obama will lay a wreath and say some veteran-y things in Korea. Then he’ll take his pet bald eagle out for bimbimbap. |Washington Post|
• George W. Bush is a successful author. Now the sun will begin revolving around the earth. |WSJ|
• Despite their mutual appreciation for golf, John Boehner and Barack Obama hate each other so bad. The next two years are going to suck, so bad. |WSJ|

• Republican TeaPartista Michele Bachmann is giving up her bid for the #4 position in the House leadership, because you all like Jeb Hensarling better anyway, and nobody understands her advanced ideas, and fuck all of you people. |CBS|

• Oakland, California city councilwoman Jean Quan became the first Asian-American woman to run a major city. At least the Californians appreciate women leaders. |Daily Caller|

• Remember that hypocritical, gay-hating Miss California Carrie Prejean–the one with all the homemade sex vids and nip slip pixs and prissy hissy fits, who aligned herself with conservatives? Well, she’s pregnant now. The wrong people always spawn. |Fox|
• Washington Post columnist Dana Milbank doesn’t like it when Bill O’Reilly talks about beheading him. It’s not nice. |Daily Caller|

• A new report by a Pentagon group says gays could serve in war with minimal risk of incident. Doesn’t someone come out with study results like this every week, or does it just seem that way? |Washington Post|

Metro:

• City officials have absolutely no idea how to save money, so they’re turning to the citizenry. So far, about 2,000 people have recommended ideas; more than half of the responses say, “quit buying stupid shit.” Another 10% say, “go to the store on double-coupon day.” |NYC twitter|

• Don’t you try to tell Charlie the teacup terrier he has to move out, stupid condo board. Charlie’s got lawyers, and they’ll fight you and win. |NY Times|

• “If anybody can find somebody worse than Joel Klein, it’s Michael Bloomberg … I don’t know much about this woman, but I bet she’s going to be awful.” A teacher in Queens responds to the mayor’s choice for chancellor of the schools. |Queens Courier|

• You’re never going to spend that $35,000 stashed in your freezer, collecting frost. Maybe you should give it to the Medgar Evers College Preparatory School marching band, so they can go to Atlanta to compete in a championship. Oh wait, that’s just $3 in your freezer? Well, give it to the band anyway. |Team Tish|

• On his 35th birthday, Michael Rodgers promised to run 35 races in a year to benefit charity, and he’s been doing it. When you’re 35, you should run 35 races and also run for president. |Queens Examiner|

Normally I’m diametrically opposed to Bill O’Reilly’s rants, but in this case, we’re in agreement: “Sarah Palin needs to go to college.” I’d even settle for getting her to learn junior high civics and citizenship test questions. When she can, without the aid of her hand, name the three branches of government and a check and balance for each, she will have come a long way. |Huff Post|

If you watch Fox News at all, you’re well aware that the network’s personalities like Glenn Beck, Sean Hannity and Bill O’Reilly will frequently remark that the America of our youths, a simpler, better time, is being destroyed by Barack Obama. But when was that exactly? The Daily Show’s John Oliver went off in search of that time last night.

Here is shouty blowhard/sex fiend Bill O’Reilly crying about a character on Law & Order saying mean (but totally true!) things about him and Glenn Beck, thus “far left” Law & Order producer Dick Wolf is a “despicable human being.”

Remember a couple of weeks ago when conservatives were griping about liberal bias on Sesame Street after they aired a skit featuring the “trashy” “Pox News?” Well, in response, the show has created a new character…”Spill O’Reilly,” on Bill O’Reilly’s show last night. It was quite funny.

Groups like the American Family Association have previously called for Best Buy to burn in the eternal hell-fires of Hades for using Happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas in their advertising, so I guess the Christians will just have to buy all of their fancy electronic do-hickeys at Walmart, which is the way Jesus wanted it it all along anyway. |Brand Week|

Last night on the Fox News network, two ejaculations that should have been swallowed some time during the mid-20th century held a very serious policy discussion regarding President Blackie McMuslimcommunist and how he’s systematically destroying America by bending over for the Mexicans, Arabs, Asians, etc.

During the course of this very serious discussion, one of the ejaculations that should have been swallowed asked the other ejaculation that should have swallowed a very serious question…”Barack Obama, is he the devil.” This question was asked without any hint sarcasm or irony, and the ejaculation that should have been swallowed to whom the question was posed to answered it with precisely the brevity and thoughtfulness that such a question deserves to be answered with.

Yes, this really did happen.