Though Black Friday fortunately passed without any of the stampede deaths predicted, the shopping extravaganza still saw some self mutilation in the name of savings. Streetwear brand The Hundreds videotaped one of their customers snapping his pinky finger for a free hat. Read more »
Now that we’ve all shown our appreciation to the universe for the gifts its bestowed upon us by engorging ourselves on steroid-laden fowl, creamed green beans topped with stale onion rings from a can and gelatinous cranberry molds, it’s time to whip out our big, capitalist, American dongs and buy some shit. Read more »
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