ANIMAL » Bullshit Stories http://animalnewyork.com Thu, 09 Feb 2012 22:45:39 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Real American Gangsters Slinging Dope Now http://animalnewyork.com/2009/07/real-american-gangsters-slinging-drugs-now/ http://animalnewyork.com/2009/07/real-american-gangsters-slinging-drugs-now/#comments Mon, 20 Jul 2009 20:37:56 +0000 Bucky Turco http://animalnewyork.com/?p=24681 05_Flatbed_1 - JULY Oh no! Just when cocaine was emerging as the new weed, the Daily News reported on a major heroin bust that netted approximately a “half-million glassine envelopes” of dope in the Bronx. The feds are citing this as proof that the drug is making a big comeback in the U.S. and on the streets of NYC. In what should probably be considered related news, despite the Taliban being on run for almost a decade and the Pentagon dumping more military assets into Afghanistan, not to mention the CIA’s human-hunting drones, the tiny country is somehow still responsible for producing a whopping 93% of the world’s heroin supply according to the U.N.

To help exterminate safeguard the massive stashes, Obama is even sending a contingent of DEA personnel to the poppy growing nation. Makes sense, they already have their own brand like the president! |NYDN|

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