This is Why You Should Never Black Out in a Strip Club

A Delaware man is suing the Hustler Club on West 51st Street after he “blacked out” in the champagne room for 90 minutes and later discovered that $21,000 had been charged to his American Express card. Good luck with that pal. |NY Post|

Sarah Palin’s Bus Tour Exposed as Bullsh*t as She’s Been Flying Around in a Fancy Private Jet

Perhaps you’ve seen Sarah Palin farting around the country to promote her retarded manifesto, Going Rogue. To get around, Trixie Klondyke’s been allegedly traveling by bus, like a “real American,” so she could see the poor whites wallowing in the cornfields and whatnot, but it now appears as though that, like all things Palin, is a total load of bullshit. Read more »

NJ State Police: Lou Dobbs is Full of Shit

Hey remember the other day when Lou Dobbs claimed that some dirty Mexicans managed to put down their chalupas and Meximelts, rustled up some fancy firearms and then proceeded to shoot up his house, because that’s what dirty Mexicans do, obviously. During his little radio tirade, during which Lou of course came to logical conclusion that it just had to be people pissed at his efforts to end illegal immigration who did it, Dobbs claimed that he’d reported the incident to the “very supportive” New Jersey state police. Well now those same New Jersey state police are telling a different story, that Dobbs’ house was likely sprayed by random gunfire from people hunting in the area, a relatively common occurrence: Read more »

Playing Tag With Peter Vallone


‘Fuck Vallone‘ photo by: Untitledname.com
As reported in today’s NY Daily News, KIKO, a 28 year-old graffiti writer, was sentenced to 6 months in prison and forced to pay a $25,000 fine for his recent tagging spree in Astoria. Fanatical anti-graffiti critic and name recognition councilman Peter Vallone Jr., who once proclaimed, “I want this punk, and I want him bad… Catching this guy has been a personal vendetta of mine for a few months now” is credited with supporting some of NYC’s harshest graffiti laws ever, some of which were recently struck down as unconstitutional. He has used this issue as his personal soapbox for the past year or so, totally generating more press for himself than anything else he’s done. Although we do think KIKO should be punished in some form or another, specifically public service, we don’t think that any graffiti writer should ever have to serve jail time. In the long run this hurts the community more than any tag could. If anybody wants to do any peaceful renovations demonstrations, we suggest they travel to the belly of the beast. Here is Peter Vallone’s home address, 21-46 19th St. as provided by his own district office and press hack, Andrew something or other. So stop by, check out the lovely views of the Triborough Bridge and the massive Con Ed power plant, plus exercise your 1st Amendment writes.

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