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05.01.15 Liam Mathews

A Viennese baker made a 9/11 cake to protest Austria’s two ruling parties (!?). That’s not a question; that’s what the cake is supposed to do, but why? I fail to see the connection between 9/11 and Austria’s politics. “Sometimes, you have to present an exaggerated view of the situation if you really want to […]

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08.01.14 ANIMAL

Cake 1: Carvel Carvel sales representative said “Sure! No problem.” Cake decorator was concerned piping apparatus wouldn’t be able to pull off decorative bullets, but made valiant attempt. (Ordered 7/22 picked up 7/23, 261 5th Avenue) Cake 2: Baskin-Robbins Another Free Palestine! decorative message approved, but icing writer was also not confident in his/her ability […]

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02.01.13 Samer Kalaf

If you need some fast cash, why not reply to this Craigslist post from East Village looking for someone to fart on a cake? OK, it might sound weird, but it’s for a friend’s birthday party. Nope. Still sounds weird. From the listing: I know this sounds bizarre, but I need someone (preferably female) to […]

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