Oh Catholics! When they’re not aiding and abetting kid-fucking they’re drinking cheap wine and eating bland wafers while crying about the persecution of Catholics. I know this because I was raised in a Catholic family and was forced to attend church every Sunday, go to catechism, volunteer to be an altar boy, suck off the parish Monsignor, etc. So I guess I really shouldn’t be surprised that some Catholic groups have ridiculously taken offense to a plotline in this week’s episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm in which the forceful pee stream of Larry David, a Godless Jew, caused a painting of Jesus to be splattered with a drop of urine. |E Online|
The media spread, swine flu virus has finally reached ungodly proportions with word that “Catholic priests in Brooklyn and Queens have been told to stop offering wine at Mass to prevent the spread of infection.” |NYDN|

























