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03.31.13 Marina Galperina

Bunny Rogers and Filip Olszewski were very particular about the color of the twin-size vladmodels.ru, Ukranian Nymphets and H.M.M. H.M.M. H.M.M. H.M.M. twin-size blankets. They wanted each in the exact shade of the average pixel color of a source image — each a watermarked photo of suspect-sounding child-modeling agency site. The seamstresses had to embroider the sites’ satiny logos exactly. […]

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09.11.12 Andy Cush

Homelessness is an epidemic that’s affected New Yorkers of all stripes, with homeless numbers at the highest they’ve been since the Great Depression, but single mothers and their children may be hit the hardest. According to City Councilmember Letitia James, “In April 2012, there were an all-time record 43,000 homeless people, including 10,000 homeless families […]

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01.31.12 Marina Galperina

Here’s a five-year-old child commenting with her impressions of various corporate logos, with that word-gargling baby-lilt little children have… It’s so aww: The KFC logo “looks like a person” and “he matches the color of the restaurant.” Wait. What? […]

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09.26.11 Marina Galperina

Remember those nightmarish renderings of what the monsters and critters in your doodling kiddies’ drawings would look like IRL? This is kind of like that, but cuddlier. There’s a company in Canada (naturally) called Child’s Own and they will turn “children’s art” into these little plushies, no matter how ugly, jagged-teethy, squiggly-haired or anatomically impossible they […]

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03.14.11 Marina Galperina

Small adorable spawn of street art and public interventionist, Influenza, is making his daddy proud. Check out junior spray-painted cats and large-shoed humanoids. Aw. “Fatherly, responsible, proud dad influenza guides his son in his first steps through the world of visual language…” Indeed. […]

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05.10.10 Marina Galperina

All these kiddie beauty contestants have been trained to strike a pose instantly – these are snapshots from Susan Anderson’s series “High Glitz.” As young as four, the little creatures are dolled up as “part country music star, part vixen housewife” by their parents and ready to go from tea parties to Tea Parties in […]

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03.30.10 Marina Galperina

This masterpiece was posted yesterday by cindymomof6 on YouTube – her “son” Jaydon’s school play version of Scarface complete with popcorn coke mounds, “mother fudgers” and six-year-olds with plastic machine guns. In less than 24 hours, TMZ has revealed it to be a viral stunt on behalf of “Poker Face” video director Marc Klasfeld and […]

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03.04.10 Bucky Turco

So the air traffic controller at JFK who everyone’s mad at for letting his son give directions to pilots also let his daughter on the mic the following day. I wonder if she was as talented as her brother. The FAA issued a statement and suspended the father along with his supervisor. Press play for […]

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