Yesterday, ANIMAL exclusively confirmed that popagandist Ron English and his wife Tarssa Yazdani had a dine ‘n’ chat with Chris Brown about art and a possible collab. This morning, we got the deets on the deal as well as a few things on Ron English’s involvement with the epic Underbelly Project. Check ‘em below. Read more »
Chris Brown found an unlikely ally in Ron English, as confirmed to ANIMAL by Ron English’s wife, Tarssa Yazdani. News of Brown starting a “graffiti movement” of “Breezy Art” heavily hinged upon his association with the artist and surprisingly, it wasn’t invented by his reps. Read more »
The Rihanna-pummeling martial/R&B artist probably doesn’t know about this stupid new campaign for the 200+-year old snooty English mixer via ACW Grey in Tel Aviv. But at least his name appears in print without any mention of being an asshole girl-beating monster, so, baby steps CB. Other names showing up in this celebrity cocktail word game campaign are Bruce Willis and Michael Phelps—already the hero of a Calgary head shop’s ads. The Phelps ad (click gallery) is especially idiotic.
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The Rihanna “Chris Brown is a Titanic Piece of Shit” tour rolls on tonight with an appearance on ABC’s 20/20. She says that their infamous fight started when Brown received a text message on his cell phone from a woman not named Rihanna, then he went berserk: “When is it going to stop? When is it going to stop? He had no soul in his eyes. Just blank. He was clearly blacked-out. There was no person when I looked at him.”
Chris Brown is obviously a vampire. |People|
Convicted woman beater Chris Brown continues his comeback attempt, releasing the cover of “Graffiti,” his first album since pummeling Rihanna’s face. The absurdity of the title is thoroughly reinforced with a bionic arm spray painting the poorly designed liquid metal logo flanked by strip mall-looking cartoon characters. The nonsensical celestial backdrop featuring Brown dressed in leggings, a black blazer and untied army boots while shouldering an electric guitar with his leather gloved punching hand doesn’t help either. But hey, maybe he’s onto something and dressing like Rihanna will help move units.
In an interview set to air Thursday on Good Morning America, Rihanna, whose new album “Rated R” will be released on November 23rd, talked publicly about the Chris Brown incident for the first time, saying “This happened to me. … It can happen to anyone.” |People|
In an interview with Larry King, convicted girlfriend-puncher Chris Brown compared his abusive relationship with Rihanna to Romeo and Juliet’s, suggesting he doesn’t read much, or is actually gearing up for a star-crossed suicide. |NYDN|
Rap kingpin and Auto-Tune murderer, Jay-Z, appeared on the Tim Westwood show, giving the UK radio personality a bunch of items for the Hip Hop blogs to talk about. He spit some lyrics from one his new joints, spoke about the whole Chris Brown getting banned from the BET Awards rumor, and threw a pithy comment towards rapper The Game. Here’s what he said about the alleged banning of the Rihanna-beating singer from the fake Michael Jackson tribute. Basically, he says it’s all bullshit and was having fun just “watching” it all unfold: Read more »
So there’s a rumor tweeting around the internet that was started by one of Chris Brown’s sparring partners dancers claiming Hov killed a planned Michael Jackson tribute by the woman-beating singer at BET’s poor excuse for an awards show last night. With Brown recently pleading guilty to assaulting one of Jay-Z’s top earners, Rihanna, it seems plausible enough and is creating quiet a stir on Twitter, with one misguided soul starting a “twitition” to have Jay banned from the MTV’s equally horrendous shit show. However, at this point, there’s a better chance of seeing Chris Brown performing clean-up on the side of the rode than Hov not appearing at the VMAs.
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