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CNN, the network that attempted to turn the Ferguson protests into amateur improv hour, has earned the ire of those protesting the Eric Garner case. The network, routinely disparaged by The Daily Show for its vacuous, inaccurate, and out-of-touch coverage, is now almost as reviled as the white officer who fatally choked Garner. Here’s footage […]

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Last year, the Boulder-based dispensary Helping Hands Herbals named a strain of weed in honor of CNN’s chief medical correspondent Dr. Sanjay Gupta, after the high profile physician reversed his position on medical weed and outlined its benefits in a widely received documentary. The brand was called the “Gupta Kush” and although the news network […]

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CNN’s Chief Medical Correspondent Dr. Sanjay Gupta, who recently changed his mind about medical weed, has a weed strain named after him, for now. Within 24 hours of the official press release being released, CNN contacted the Helping Hands Dispensary in Boulder, Colorado and requested that it stop the sales of the “Sanjay Gupta Kush” strain, ANIMAL has learned. “We […]

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CNN correspondent Randi Kaye delivered a sycophantic monologue on Tuesday in support of Mayor Bloomberg’s ridiculous new smoking ban: […]

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In last night’s episode of The Daily Show, Jon Stewart and his writers eviscerated CNN for devolving into an entertainment network that pulls content from YouTube and then intersperses it with important news bits that must be voted on to be watched. Their hosts have basically become video bloggers, but worse. Much worse. […]

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After days of mostly peaceful protests, the arrival of pro-Mubarak “supporters” has led to lots of stone throwing and clashes. Not even CNN’s Anderson Cooper could escape the violence when he and his crew were lightly attacked by “demonstrators” that were either paid to support the Egyptian president or just do it for the love. […]

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Jesus God, when will news shows stop asking this guy for his dopey opinions? Oh right, never, because he is America’s terror-mayor, and media organizations seem to feel obligated to check in with him to make sure he hasn’t developed abandonment issues. […]

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Of course it’s a rhetorical question, but it’s no worse than CNN’s Howard Kurtz asking if Rick Sanchez should have been fired on Reliable Sources yesterday, then replaying the anchor’s dopiest clips, all of which, had nothing to do with what actually got him fired, followed by a unilateral discussion of how unhinged the on-air […]

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Can’t take seeing any more photos of BP-tar-balled shores and oil-smothered birds? Not to worry: Now the government, like BP, is barring photographers and reporters from getting within 65 feet of response vessels and booms (where the “action” is). Violators risk getting a $40,000 fine and a class D felony (jail time). |Photo: Charlie Riedel/AP| […]

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It’s CNN’s medical correspondent Dr. Sanjay Gupta. His senior producer, Danielle Dellorto, tweeted the photo of him getting “hazmat trained and drysuit certified,” which can only mean he’s preparing for an oily swim. I wonder if Dow is sponsoring this segment like they did Anderson Cooper’s, seems like a perfect fit. […]

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