Did you know that people still smoke cheapy Mexican weed? It’s true. Apparently there’s still a market for seeds, stems, and headache inducing herb as federal agents in Texas seized over 5000 pounds stowed away in the false compartment of a semi during a routine immigration inspection. While it’s unfortunate that this driver will be prosecuted and a country going broke isn’t taxing this cash crop, the last thing the U.S. needs is more crappy weed.
A 70-year-old woman was arrested at Washington-Dulles International Airport last week by Customs and Border Patrol agents for attempting to smuggle almost a half pound of good weed from Amsterdam “concealed inside a newspaper wrapped bundle of Der Spiegel magazines.” She supposedly told authorities that the publications were “research material for a book she was writing on Germany,” prompting the Feds to release this DEA-style quip: “On the cover, she looks like any elderly traveler returning from a foreign visit, but that’s why we turn the page and look inside.”
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