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06.11.15 Liam Mathews

David Livingston, the artist best known for wearing various giant fake penises to places like the New Museum and New York State Supreme Court, announced on Wednesday that he’s running for President of the United States of America. Livingston currently serves as Alderman of New Haven, Connecticut’s fictional 31st ward. He’s now using momentum from […]

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07.24.14 Sophie Weiner

“Whether it is a terrible sketch on a bar napkin or a beautiful painting on a canvas; a dick drawing is a dick drawing,” artist Alex Wong states on his Kickstarter page. Wong has one mission — to draw the world’s biggest dick. He’s asking for $100 dollars to complete the project. Each dollar will fund […]

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05.19.14 Andy Cush

The above documentary from VICE introduces the world to Paul Perito, a fantastically fast-talking Miami urologist who specializes in dick implants. The procedure is positioned as a cure for erectile dysfunction. Having trouble getting it up? Just give the ol’ “third testicle” as a squeeze — actually a small pump inserted in the scrotum — […]

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04.26.13 Andy Cush

Upon seeing NASA’s glorious Mars penis for the first time, I attempted to get to the bottom of the mysterious member. Was the “drawing” an intentional joke, or a happy accident? Which Mars rover left the tracks? Would the space agency care to comment? After two emails to NASA’s Jet Propulsion Lab were shot back […]

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04.25.13 Andy Cush

Earth’s proud tradition of drawing dicks on things has finally gone interstellar. Some intrepid Redditors spotted the above image  on a NASA robotics site, and when the site went down–presumably due to increased traffic–NASA made the planetary penis more accessible, putting it on its own page. It appears that the cosmic cock is the work […]

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04.15.13 Marina Galperina

Here’s a hypnotic CGI animation/test footage of an avalanche of fleshy, bouncy, shiny penis-dildo hybrids. It was created with Real Flow 2012 to simulate soft body dynamics. It took 62 hours. It’s titled “I’m so sorry.” Don’t be, logitech4873. No judgement. Herman Makkink Louise Bourgeois Morten Traavik Voina! […]

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02.27.13 Andy Cush

A study by the Cardiff University Otter Project and the Chemicals, Health, and Environment Monitoring Trust shows a strong correlation between pollutants and hormone-disrupting chemicals in otters’ ecosystem and gradually shrinking penis sizes in the males of the species. And because chemicals that effect one mammal often effect other’s, it’s possible that those same chemicals may […]

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10.11.12 Marina Galperina

There’s an article in the Sydney Morning Herald getting down to the “cock and balls” history of graffiti wherein a female writer/psychotherapist and female restoration society rep simplify the significance of “graffiti genitalia.” To them, it’s all for the lulz and haw-haws. It’s look-at-my-dick level of sexual rebellion. It’s boys-will-be-boys. WRONG […]

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