Never mind the music. Well, ok, I may consider swaying my chin to it in some skanky night club, maybe, just to look busy but what are they doing? That looks like a puppy! I mean, you guys just took the wonderful thing that is a deep platonic relationship with man’s best friend and turned it into erotic drool swapping and pantless straddling with canines. Tsk.

If I may take some liberty to critique, obviously, they’re trying to compete with the head-fuck that was Duck Sauce’s Big Bad Wolf. No, literally. It’s a head-fuck:

Cute pacing though, very nifty, and actually, that Salem noise drowns out the pug snorts nicely. I was going to make a “Pug Life” pun, but Reddit did it one hundred times already, zzz. Best commentary:

I’d see a full length movie of this, but only on the condition it was narrated by Werner Herzog.

A Long Island woman adopted a dog from a Brooklyn animal shelter earlier this week and after bringing him in for a check-up, the vet did an X-ray and discovered what she described as a “wrench” in its body. Bella Fiano has no idea how the got there, but hopes it was the result of canine curiosity and not human evilness.

She took the Cane Corso named “Golgi” to Sachem Animal Hospital where Doctor Corso—no relation to the breed—performed surgery. We’re happy to report that the dog is happily recovering and has already eaten its first meal, giving proof that goodness in this world still exists.

While on a Virgin Airlines flight earlier today from New York City to Los Angeles, a tipster sent in the following hilarious account concerning rapper-actor Ice-T, his wife Coco, and their gassy dog Spartacus, accompanied by equally amusing photos. Raise the terror threat level at once:

Sitting on a plane in front of Ice-T and Coco and their British bulldog which was brought onto the plane wearing a service dog vest. I did not realize that Coco was blind. Anyhow, Ice and Coco were blissfully fast asleep as the dog, which is under my seat, was continually farting, and not just ordinary farts. It is absolutely disgusting. At first I thought it was Ice, but I am pretty certain that it’s the dog.

For any of your doubters, Spartacus confirmed his attendance on the flight via Twitter:

Something’s really not right about Jeremy Dower’s cute series of pet portraits. These furry, melty, stringy and sometimes dead dogs are rendered with Dower’s signature surreal touch, drawn on cotton rags and digitally adjusted until they look like tripped out Kawaii. See the wrinkled little mugs adrift in swirling distortion at his solo show: “Canis Mortuus Familiaris,” Jeremy Dower, Apr 14 – May 7, Bold Hype Gallery, NYC

The document goes on like a poison pen letter to call out Koons (who turns 56 today) for biting, posing, bullying and being delusional. SLAM!

Producer and miner of video content involving rats, NYCtheBlog, found footage that was taken a few years back, but only uploaded to Vimeo a few months ago of a dog killing rats in Washington Square Park.

The canine reportedly murdered over a dozen rodents in one night. Quite the prolific little hunter isn’t he, but shouldn’t the owner have been worried about rabies?