ANIMAL » DUNKIN’ DONUTS

Police Charge Donut-Loving Cop

Will Sherman — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 15:00:39 +0000

A Queens police officer accused of blatantly stealing donuts and other snacks from a Rockaway Dunkin’ Donuts has been slapped with unknown departmental charges. Sgt. Eric Turetsky has also been transferred to the 104th precinct, which fortunately for him as no absence of his favorite fried dough franchise. |NYP|

Cops Runs With Doughnut Stereotype

Bucky Turco — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 14:22:53 +0000

A Queens police officer is under investigation by the NYPD for treating a Dunkin’ Donuts in the Rockaways like a free buffet. Sgt. Eric Turetsky took coffee, doughnuts, and was even brazen enough to walk behind the counter “to make himself sandwiches and cram his face full of crullers.” |NYP|

Free H20 In Any State, Won’t Be Served At Dunkin’ Donuts

ANIMAL — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 21:41:02 +0000

America might run on Dunkin’, just as long as the citizenry washes down that Sugar Raised Donut with a paid beverage. Don’t expect an “empty cup,” “ice water,” “cup of ice,” or any variation thereof as noted by this sign at the donut chain on Graham Avenue in ~~East Williamsburg~~ Bushwick. With nicer weather ahead this is going to spell trouble for neighborhood papis trying to get that midday fiesta drink on—looks like they are gonna have to hit the bodegas for their liquor imbibing accoutrements.