http://animalnewyork.com Thu, 09 Feb 2012 22:45:39 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://animalnewyork.com/2009/07/the-cyberdeath-of-jackie-chans-career/ http://animalnewyork.com/2009/07/the-cyberdeath-of-jackie-chans-career/#comments Tue, 28 Jul 2009 15:10:31 +0000 Copyranter http://animalnewyork.com/?p=25901 Oh my fucking God, how embarrassing. Jackie, you best get on board with Rush Hour 4 today. The great stuntman turned bad actor has signed a two-spot advertising contract with Moscow software security firm Kaspersky Lab. This is the first Chinese commercial, co-starring slightly better actor Eugene Kaspersky, the firm’s co-founder. Kaspersky invites Chan to visit a dangerous place called “Cyberworld.” Chan agrees, and…rides into a laptop wearing a Kaspersky-branded helmet while astride a fucking Kaspesky-branded Segway. Once inside, Chan is confronted by cheesy graphics that look about 1995, emerges unharmed, and delivers his forced, wooden endorsement. Hope you got paid better than I think you did, Jackie. Jump for the cyber-shame.

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